Off Topic Pies

I reckon I might have a go at making a pie, since I'm off the gym and that, might as well make the most of it.

I don't want this place turning into mumsnet though, so i'll find my own recipe.

 

Looks like a paul hollywood recipe?

 

Wood pigeon are a delight. It's red meat.

 

Looks ****ing topper that.

 

I never give up my sources lol

 

It was mate - fanfuckingtastic.

 

that's some bite out of that pie, only looks 3 bites big now

 

What's the stance on Cake then lads. I'll be baking cakes this very week.

 

Did somebody say 'Cake'?

All the cakes.

Cake is a funny word when you say it over and over again.

 

I'm a huge fan of cake. I'll be doing a fresh cream victoria sponge for my lady and a butter cream coffee cake for myself. Cake is a funny word. Mind you, it's no blancmange.

 

Chatting about cake at 4:20 on a Wednesday morning, doubt I've done that before.

My favourite cake... Too many to choose I'll have one of each.

 

Cakes. Aint really got a sweet tooth. But certain ones i wont turn my nose up at. Cheesecake or ginger cake.

 

Any time is a good time to talk about cake.

I don't like battenburg

 

Ginger cake is handsome. I'm a big filter coffee drinker. It's best friends with cake.

 

I'll have it then if u don't want it.

I'll eat owt. Fat bastard mode.

Seriously though, I will have it.

 

I don't have any Got lush fridge full of food at the moment fella. Going to cooking and baking all week. Tomorrow I shall bake two cakes, a ciabatta batch(my first bash at gluten free bread), boil a piece of ham for my lady so she can have sarnies while I slow cook a chili for myself.

 

What ****ing woofters there are on here

Baking ****ing cakes . . . . **** off, man

That's a job for tarts

 

Now watch it Gordon! I'd love to be a baker. Suddenly butchery also appeals.

 

Do you use a cook-in-bag for your ham, keep the flavour in (but I like smoked

 

You buggers have no heart!!!!

I've already said I love pies and cakes and can't eat either of them!!!

And whats the next bloody subject? CAKES!!!!