Local butcher's used to make scotch eggs, sometimes had to wait til they came out of the oven, then you try to eat them while they were too hot to hold
Can't ****ing stand cakes, full of ****e they are. Not got a sweet tooth in my mouth. Would sooner have a sausage roll or a meat & potato pasty. I bet Julian Clarey likes cakes. I'd rather eat fried horse **** than cakes. It's like watching an episode of the great british bake off. Camp arseholes making all kinds of sweet vomit instead of making proper meaty grub that can sustain a man. Cakes, **** off. Each to their own though.
You can't eat steak and mushroom pie out of a woman's snatcher though mate, imagine biting down on a flap thinking it's just a chewy bit of meat, next thing you know you're in A&E... nice bit of Victoria Sponge and some squirty cream... no accidents are afoot.
Ive beem this afternoon to a resturant to take away. So this evening its pad pung lkari with squid. Its like a hybrid curry. A cross beyween thai and indian. With a crab fried rice. And pork egg and cucumber fried with garlic and chilli. No cakes shall be consumed. My last night of my trip up north.
