Off Topic Personal barber

[BlackAndAmberGambler]

The topic is still shaving?
Do you shave your arse you gaylord?

No I post my arse to a company in Milton Keynes who pluck it thoroughly and return it 2 days later by courier.

 

[Mr Hatem]

No I post my arse to a company in Milton Keynes who pluck it thoroughly and return it 2 days later by courier.

Plucking is better than shaving.
Perhaps the OP should get plucked?

 

[Ernie Shackleton]

This could run for a while but what is the weirdest thing you've ever used after a number 2?

Mines a rhubarb leaf when I got caught short whilst out running.

Poisonous mind, the leaves.

Should have used the stalk.

 

[Kempton]

My mate used his socks in a nightclub. He copped off that night too.

 

[BlackAndAmberGambler]

Poisonous mind, the leaves.

Should have used the stalk.

Saved the stalk to make a crumble.

 

[SimonGraysJacket]

My mate used his socks in a nightclub. He copped off that night too.

I've used my socks too, in the old Chequers bar, was a Saturday night but never copped off, the socks did not flush. So a bog full of turd and socks greeted next visitor.....sorry

 

[AlRawdah]

I've used my socks too, in the old Chequers bar, was a Saturday night but never copped off, the socks did not flush. So a bog full of turd and socks greeted next visitor.....sorry

Turd and Socks. Think that’s one of OLM’s premium brands

 

[SimonGraysJacket]

Turd and Socks. Think that’s one of OLM’s premium brands

Sounds like what I get for Xmas

 

[BlackAndAmberGambler]

I hate finding "Bangers and Mash" in a bog

For the uninformed that's a toilet bowl full of tissue paper with a couple of turds laid on top.

 

[Kempton]

I've used my socks too, in the old Chequers bar, was a Saturday night but never copped off, the socks did not flush. So a bog full of turd and socks greeted next visitor.....sorry

I pood myself at work recently. Clocked off and went home. What else can you do?

Boss rings: Kemps, where are you?

Me: Sharted didn't I.

Boss: Stinking ****

 

[Howden Tigress]

If you bought the best razor in the world it would still piss you off when you see it on the side of the bath or the bottom of the shower having been blunted on armpits and legs (stop now).

Ah ha, you are Mr H T, and I claim my £5!!

 

[Amin Arrears]

Get a Philips one blade. Electric rechargeable and quite simply brilliant. I could never get a decent enough shave with an electric shaver.

This thing is like a razor only electric and it’s excellent. I don’t even bother with a traditional razor now.

Is that one of those mesh blade things? I saw them on offer t'other week but thought it was a gimmick.

I think I've been using the same blade on my razor all year

 

[Amin Arrears]

I rarely shave. Can't be arsed.

I can never be arsed either, but...

I can see the appeal of this to someone who needs to shave every day so gets through blades and who doesn't like shopping. No different to having groceries delivered or using Amazon to buy stuff.
Personally I don't shave every day and I have time for and don't mind shopping so it's not for me, but good luck with it all the same.

I shave every day and I've had the same blade for months

It's ****ing **** as well, always has been.

 

[Amin Arrears]

This could run for a while but what is the weirdest thing you've ever used after a number 2?

Mines a rhubarb leaf when I got caught short whilst out running.

That's probably not a question you want me to answer

 

[Amin Arrears]

No I post my arse to a company in Milton Keynes who pluck it thoroughly and return it 2 days later by courier.

Can they refurbish it too?

I need a new arse, my old ones got a hole in it.

 

[askewshair]

Braun electro something or other. £35 four years ago, but still the sexiest bastard on this forum with so little effort x

 

[Sir Cheshire Ben]

Braun electro something or other. £35 four years ago, but still the sexiest bastard on this forum with so little effort x

No argument from me, sexiest bird I’ve met off here & I’ve met a few.

Sort that shaving rash out & you’d be a strong 6.

 

[askewshair]

Ok,

No argument from me, sexiest bird I’ve met off here & I’ve met a few.

Sort that shaving rash out & you’d be a strong 6.

Out of 10?

 

[dennisboothstash]

Ok,

Out of 10?

Percent

 

[originallambrettaman]

Turd and Socks. Think that’s one of OLM’s premium brands

Shelved it. Underperformed. No idea why.