Off Topic Personal barber

No I post my arse to a company in Milton Keynes who pluck it thoroughly and return it 2 days later by courier.

 

Plucking is better than shaving.
Perhaps the OP should get plucked?

 

Poisonous mind, the leaves.

Should have used the stalk.

 

My mate used his socks in a nightclub. He copped off that night too.

 

Saved the stalk to make a crumble.

 

I've used my socks too, in the old Chequers bar, was a Saturday night but never copped off, the socks did not flush. So a bog full of turd and socks greeted next visitor.....sorry

 

Turd and Socks. Think that’s one of OLM’s premium brands

 

Sounds like what I get for Xmas

 

I hate finding "Bangers and Mash" in a bog

For the uninformed that's a toilet bowl full of tissue paper with a couple of turds laid on top.

 

I pood myself at work recently. Clocked off and went home. What else can you do?

Boss rings: Kemps, where are you?

Me: Sharted didn't I.

Boss: Stinking ****

 

Ah ha, you are Mr H T, and I claim my £5!!

 

Is that one of those mesh blade things? I saw them on offer t'other week but thought it was a gimmick.

I think I've been using the same blade on my razor all year

 

I can never be arsed either, but...

I shave every day and I've had the same blade for months

It's ****ing **** as well, always has been.

 

That's probably not a question you want me to answer

 

Can they refurbish it too?

I need a new arse, my old ones got a hole in it.

 

Braun electro something or other. £35 four years ago, but still the sexiest bastard on this forum with so little effort x

 

No argument from me, sexiest bird I’ve met off here & I’ve met a few.

Sort that shaving rash out & you’d be a strong 6.

 

Ok,

Out of 10?

 

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