Did you know...
...that if you sit on Graziano Pelle's hand, and then let him w**k you off, it actually feels as though Danny Ings is w**king you off.
What's the Italian for 'restraining order'?
"La restraining orderello"
Probably.
Word order fail. La orderello restrainiata.
And in Spanish: Los ordero restrainidad.
Word order fail. La orderello restrainiata.
And in Spanish: Los ordero restrainidad.

The thing that's strange is that literally everywhere I have looked, people are writing him off purely because he's coming from the Dutch league. There have been failures from there before, but in general people knew these players were poor before they signed, and people knew they would be poor. With pelle, people agree that it's a gamble but a lot of people that know Dutch football rated him highly.
The main concern for me would be if he just a lump that couldn't hold up play, but I think he has a footballing brain from the little footage I have seen. In short, it's a gamble yes, but give the lad a chance. He is more akin to Bony than Altidore.
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People talk about him like he's the second coming, I'm sure there are better strikers than him that are within our reach.
People talk about him like he's the second coming, I'm sure there are better strikers than him that are within our reach.
stick this in the **** bank
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...Graziano-Pelle-scores-twice-Saints-debut.html
Picked this from the comments below that article:
"Hope Pelle does even better than Lambert and Tadic does better than Lallana. The Saints are everyone's favourite team after the one they support. I'd love to see them do even better than last season. If Koeman raids Feyenoord for Jordy Clasie, signs Virgil van Dijk and Fraser Forster from Celtic gets a new LB and signs someone like Danny Ings or Conor Wickam they'll be even better than last season."
Quite a nice thing to say and a fair view, in my opinion.