Party tricks
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Burping the alphabet is my only party trick. I'd like to say women love it, but normally they just realise their first instincts were correct and I am indeed a repulsive ****.
When I was a kid I used to hold one end of a strawberry lace, swallow as much of it as I could and then pull it out and stick it in someone's hair. Autism is a terrible burden to bear.
My mate could raise a "grogger" (a full throat spit) slowly frop it down and just before it touched the ground, sook it back up. Always got the ladies moist that did.
For a while I used to go to every fancy dress party i got invited to dressed in a black suit and tie and just say i'd come as the family of whoever famous had just died at the time. Had to stop it after I got punched in the face when i said i'd come as Prince wiilliam at a party in September 1997 though
For a while I used to go to every fancy dress party i got invited to dressed in a black suit and tie and just say i'd come as the family of whoever famous had just died at the time. Had to stop it after I got punched in the face when i said i'd come as Prince wiilliam at a party in September 1997 though
As much as that made me laugh, Dan, it does suggest you're at least 40. I think I'd like to start seeing other people. Bit old for me, like.
For a while I used to go to every fancy dress party i got invited to dressed in a black suit and tie and just say i'd come as the family of whoever famous had just died at the time. Had to stop it after I got punched in the face when i said i'd come as Prince wiilliam at a party in September 1997 though
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