Burping the alphabet is my only party trick. I'd like to say women love it, but normally they just realise their first instincts were correct and I am indeed a repulsive ****. When I was a kid I used to hold one end of a strawberry lace, swallow as much of it as I could and then pull it out and stick it in someone's hair. Autism is a terrible burden to bear.
My mate could raise a "grogger" (a full throat spit) slowly frop it down and just before it touched the ground, sook it back up. Always got the ladies moist that did.
Understandable. Tricks that show you have a dexterous tongue and good mouth action always get the wimmen wet.
For a while I used to go to every fancy dress party i got invited to dressed in a black suit and tie and just say i'd come as the family of whoever famous had just died at the time. Had to stop it after I got punched in the face when i said i'd come as Prince wiilliam at a party in September 1997 though
As much as that made me laugh, Dan, it does suggest you're at least 40. I think I'd like to start seeing other people. Bit old for me, like.
Serena's certainly the more shaggable of the 2. Though her hindquarters are more muscular than those of a racehorse.
