Pardew headbutt

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TheJudeanPeoplesFront said:
I never said he was the devil. He's a petulant child and would deserve a sacking, if football wasn't, rather absurdly, a law unto itself (actually proven re-John Terry).

And yes, SAF should have been facing much greater sanctions than he did... How hard is it to grasp?! I don't think it has any place in sport, and should not be treated with a childish or passive attitude... A manager striking, aggressively/attacking/ pushing/ threatening a ref/player/another manager/a fan should be given severe sanctions, especially for repeat offences, which makes your whole "heat of the moment" thing bullknackers.

Sir Bob did not head-twerk him, did he? No.

If the straw I'm clutching at is asking for the manager of Newcastle United to have some respectability, professionalism, and not be facing FA sanctions every few matches, then what the hell analogy may we use for you defending him?
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He deserves a ban and a fine, same as a player would get. Maybe a little bit more financially given he is the manager. Basically he should be treat in line with common practice in football. Stop getting your knickers in a twist over minor incidents. We won 4-1. The tactical genius behind it is a bit of rascal, everyone loves a rascal don't they?
 
Hacky Sack said:
He deserves a ban and a fine, same as a player would get. Maybe a little bit more financially given he is the manager. Basically he should be treat in line with common practice in football. Stop getting your knickers in a twist over minor incidents. We won 4-1. The tactical genius behind it is a bit of rascal, everyone loves a rascal don't they?
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He deserves sacking. He will receive a banning and a fine <ok>

I can confirm I have no knickers... I'm going commando because your wife's over... The non-testicle thing was a bit odd for her at first, but she dealt with your one incher for several years so she's got over it pretty quick <ok>
 
TheJudeanPeoplesFront said:
He deserves sacking. He will receive a banning and a fine <ok>

I can confirm I have no knickers... I'm going commando because your wife's over... The non-testicle thing was a bit odd for her at first, but she dealt with your one incher for several years so she's got over it pretty quick <ok>
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I don't have a wife, so **** knows who you are attempting to **** with that micro cock of yours. Must have been a bonus finding a woman who's man had one inch. I bet you have been parading around in front of her declaring yourself the 2 inch champion. Really pleased for you, proof there is someone for everyone.

He deserves a knighthood and a statue outside the stadium. A ban and fine for todays minor indiscretion.
 
Hacky Sack said:
I don't have a wife, so **** knows who you are attempting to **** with that micro cock of yours. Must have been a bonus finding a woman who's man had one inch. I bet you have been parading around in front of her declaring yourself the 2 inch champion. Really pleased for you, proof there is someone for everyone.

He deserves a knighthood and a statue outside the stadium. A ban and fine for todays minor indiscretion.
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Well she said she was married to an unreasonable twat on not606, so it was either you or Smug... I should have known the number one Pardew stalker would be lonely <laugh>

We don't need to have a statue of him outside the stadium, people can piss all over a urinal inside the ground. It's more sanitary and a bit warmer <ok>
 
TheJudeanPeoplesFront said:
Well she said she was married to an unreasonable twat on not606, so it was either you or Smug... I should have known the number one Pardew stalker would be lonely <laugh>

We don't need to have a statue of him outside the stadium, people can piss all over a urinal inside the ground. It's more sanitary and a bit warmer <ok>
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What about a statue of Agent Bruce then?
 
TheJudeanPeoplesFront said:
Well she said she was married to an unreasonable twat on not606, so it was either you or Smug... I should have known the number one Pardew stalker would be lonely <laugh>

We don't need to have a statue of him outside the stadium, people can piss all over a urinal inside the ground. It's more sanitary and a bit warmer <ok>
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I never said I was single or lonely, just have no interest in marrying the money grabbing she devil <laugh>

I can't wait till they make him England boss :wink: Arise St Al
 
Hacky Sack said:
I never said I was single or lonely, just have no interest in marrying the money grabbing she devil <laugh>

I can't wait till they make him England boss :wink: Arise St Al
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If anybody can put up with the muttered incantations, the assorted bones of saint Alan under your pillow, the ritualised parting of the hair, and use of the word "rape" like you're Tash if he had tourettes, I think I'd look passed the money grabbing <laugh>

If he is england boss, ever, no joke, I will let you have the keys to my not606 account for your perverted pleasure (and you'd be able to go on the Sunderland board for a change MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA) <ok>
 
TheJudeanPeoplesFront said:
If anybody can put up with the muttered incantations, the assorted bones of saint Alan under your pillow, the ritualised parting of the hair, and use of the word "rape" like you're Tash if he had tourettes, I think I'd look passed the money grabbing <laugh>

If he is england boss, ever, no joke, I will let you have the keys to my not606 account for your perverted pleasure (and you'd be able to go on the Sunderland board for a change MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA) <ok>
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Must be a life ban. Who'd have thought taggate would be so upsetting <laugh> I'll have to set up a 2nd account for the derby................if they stay up. You'll know its me cause I'm coming back as Boro Gully or David Moyes Wife.

Al will be a strong contender if he keeps this minor miracle going. :biggrin:

I will marry her when I win the lotto or Newcastle win the league. Whichever comes first.
 
Awww **** it, let's sack Pards. He's clearly only one game away from
Streaking across the pitch anyway....
 
Look Pardew is a ****, we all know this and he was daft for doing what he did but no one is getting sacked here. As much as I'm not a fan of the bloke it would be insane to sack him over something so trivial imo. The media are making out he killed the guy for Christ sake. The Hull player knew full well what he was doing and shoved into Pardew first. Players have no right to be pushing managers either but no one seems to mentioning that in the media.

That little w**ker Savage will be on in abit and crucifying Pardew but it really is a storm in a tea cup and being made out far, far worse than it actually is.

Look 3-5 match ban tops - anything else is f**king daft. Its just abit of head rutting, no head butts as far as I can see. Its not like Noel Blake on Steve Mcmahon - you get headbutted by that huge bastard and you will know about it.
 
Fred the Shred said:
MOTD are doing a trial by TV atm and dragging up every minor infringement he has ever been in. Total dogshit journalism.
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Anyone have the contacts for linekar, savage and Phil McNulty. Shameful ****ty journalism from people we pay their wages. Not even done any analysis on our ****ing game!
 
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