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  1. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    He deserves a ban and a fine, same as a player would get. Maybe a little bit more financially given he is the manager. Basically he should be treat in line with common practice in football. Stop getting your knickers in a twist over minor incidents. We won 4-1. The tactical genius behind it is a bit of rascal, everyone loves a rascal don't they?
     
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  2. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    He deserves sacking. He will receive a banning and a fine <ok>

    I can confirm I have no knickers... I'm going commando because your wife's over... The non-testicle thing was a bit odd for her at first, but she dealt with your one incher for several years so she's got over it pretty quick <ok>
     
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  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I don't have a wife, so **** knows who you are attempting to **** with that micro cock of yours. Must have been a bonus finding a woman who's man had one inch. I bet you have been parading around in front of her declaring yourself the 2 inch champion. Really pleased for you, proof there is someone for everyone.

    He deserves a knighthood and a statue outside the stadium. A ban and fine for todays minor indiscretion.
     
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  4. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Well she said she was married to an unreasonable twat on not606, so it was either you or Smug... I should have known the number one Pardew stalker would be lonely <laugh>

    We don't need to have a statue of him outside the stadium, people can piss all over a urinal inside the ground. It's more sanitary and a bit warmer <ok>
     
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  5. Agent Bruce

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    What about a statue of Agent Bruce then?
     
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  6. Agent Bruce

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    Oops, Steve Bruce.
     
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  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I never said I was single or lonely, just have no interest in marrying the money grabbing she devil <laugh>

    I can't wait till they make him England boss :wink: Arise St Al
     
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  8. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

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    42 on this thread. Seems its picking up. Well done in keeping t going, ACS and AB in particular. <ok>
     
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  9. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    If anybody can put up with the muttered incantations, the assorted bones of saint Alan under your pillow, the ritualised parting of the hair, and use of the word "rape" like you're Tash if he had tourettes, I think I'd look passed the money grabbing <laugh>

    If he is england boss, ever, no joke, I will let you have the keys to my not606 account for your perverted pleasure (and you'd be able to go on the Sunderland board for a change MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA) <ok>
     
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  10. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Must be a life ban. Who'd have thought taggate would be so upsetting <laugh> I'll have to set up a 2nd account for the derby................if they stay up. You'll know its me cause I'm coming back as Boro Gully or David Moyes Wife.

    Al will be a strong contender if he keeps this minor miracle going. :biggrin:

    I will marry her when I win the lotto or Newcastle win the league. Whichever comes first.
     
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  11. 1898

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    Only the other week he called Pellegrini a c*nt. Your manager really is an arsehole.
     
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  12. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    Apparently so! He's gonna get raped on motd. :smile:
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Watch the tags though.. Sensitivity rules...
     
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  14. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Salt of the earth. Pelligrini is old and he is a ****.
     
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  15. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Awww **** it, let's sack Pards. He's clearly only one game away from
    Streaking across the pitch anyway....
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I was in an Italian restaraunt with him near Hale on Monday
    Night. True story.
     
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  17. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    Look Pardew is a ****, we all know this and he was daft for doing what he did but no one is getting sacked here. As much as I'm not a fan of the bloke it would be insane to sack him over something so trivial imo. The media are making out he killed the guy for Christ sake. The Hull player knew full well what he was doing and shoved into Pardew first. Players have no right to be pushing managers either but no one seems to mentioning that in the media.

    That little w**ker Savage will be on in abit and crucifying Pardew but it really is a storm in a tea cup and being made out far, far worse than it actually is.

    Look 3-5 match ban tops - anything else is f**king daft. Its just abit of head rutting, no head butts as far as I can see. Its not like Noel Blake on Steve Mcmahon - you get headbutted by that huge bastard and you will know about it.
     
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  18. Wisey's Hair

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    MOTD are doing a trial by TV atm and dragging up every minor infringement he has ever been in. Total dogshit journalism.
     
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  19. Wisey's Hair

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    Anyone have the contacts for linekar, savage and Phil McNulty. Shameful ****ty journalism from people we pay their wages. Not even done any analysis on our ****ing game!
     
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  20. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Pards fined £100k and formally warned by NUFC.
     
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