FFS here I am, eating my muesli and expecting to watch learned analysis of the momentous world events that have occurred overnight.
It’s been a poor period for those interested in “news” with the best part of a fortnight devoted by the BBC to something called the “Eurovision Dressing Up In Stupid Costumes And Singing Vapid Songs Competition “.
Now the main item in the BBC is some presenter of an equally vapid TV magazine programme, who, horror of horrors in the 21at century, had an affair with a man of the same sex.
Switching to Sky News, usually a bastion of serious journalism, albeit punctuated by adverts for Qatar Airways, I find Sky is also wall to wall Philip Lightweight-Wasshisname.
I despair.
I wonder what’s on ITV New? Skateboarding pets I expect.