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I'm the editor of a careers magazine. But I also run a website where I trick models into having sex with me on a fake casting couch, with the promise I can get them into show business. You may have seen it.
 
HFFP said:
Photographer for Playboy Portugal
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Even though I'm confident it's a wind up, I'm willing to take a punt on the possibility that it isn't. Please therefore provide proof of your job with examples of your work.

Everyone else, I couldn't give a flying toss!
 
Balls - I missed out on the Vatican gig, but have applied to be a dried yak dung salesman in the Himalayas to sell the stuff to mountaineers as fuel. I'm a bit worried that I won't be able to pick up TigerPlayer in the region, so I'll miss City's broadcasts with Burnsie & Swanny. Oh well, a job comes first...
 
K Klutz aka said:
How do find the time to play around with forums then,eh ? eh ? They're all the same these girly types. It's oh iv'e had such a busy day,what with cooking you a horse ect ect.

I know what you do missus,you watch the bloody tele. Jeremy Kyke,that bloke with a tan that makes Phil Brown look anaemic and sells antiques,can't remember his name(he should be dead though,that's all) and then you pop round to Tracys for a bitch about her at number 32.

Only kidding love !
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Ah **** you've got us women well and truly sussed ;)
 
I work in texas for 3 months of the year, and then work in the guildhall for 6 months.

and for the remaining 3 months I work for Durex as a condom tester
 
Candy Man said:
Sales and Accounts Manager. Was in training for Sports Journalism for quite a while, but got rejected because they wanted younger, more modern approaches.

In simple terms, they wanted to look like media darlings by employing teenagers... Ah well. I'm not one to hold a grudge. <ok>
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Sorry. :(

That'll be my fault, i'm going into Sports Journalism at Uni....
 
I am a book man now. The annoying people that come to your place of work with books etc, if your kind enough to let us in . Before that I worked in a builders merchant and as a part time firefighter but was diagnosed with ancyinlosing spondylitis so needed a career change
 
Student on Football Coaching so don't be surprised if you hear this on SSN

"Breaking news has just reached us. HCHKR has been named the new manager of Barcelona on a Ten Year Contract" <ok>
 
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