OT What does everyone do?

I'm a stationary manager. Bit of a dead end job, I'm going nowhere!

 

I lay cables

 

Who the **** buys outbounds and why would they need advice?

Why dont you apply for a job in a cold calling sales centre?

Honestly, best of luck.

 

I am a cook, cleaner, laundry operative, financial adviser, events organiser and general dogsbody all rolled into one

Housewife

 

I can't remember Robert De Niro ever saying "You like kipping with the fishes?"

 

Dont unsult the handicapped please! They are nice people

 

Stupid phone wont let me edit my las post its meant to say insult nott unsult

 

I'm a Councillor for Orchard Park and the portfolio holder for Leisure and Culture at the council.

 

Just because you can't remember it doesn't mean it never happened.

 

International fashion model

 

Don't you wear pink cardigans and bright yellow trousers? And spend an hour in front of the mirror every morning doing your hair? And claim to be male?

If I'm right and this is not a case of mistaken identity, I'm not sure you're in any position to offer anyone advice, in fact you should be seeking advice yourself. Not just advice, some serious help.

 

Will you be wearing the red cossie when you do?? Would be the final step in a long time fantasy!

 

What should i wear though to meet your high standards?

 

How do find the time to play around with forums then,eh ? eh ? They're all the same these girly types. It's oh iv'e had such a busy day,what with cooking you a horse ect ect.

I know what you do missus,you watch the bloody tele. Jeremy Kyke,that bloke with a tan that makes Phil Brown look anaemic and sells antiques,can't remember his name(he should be dead though,that's all) and then you pop round to Tracys for a bitch about her at number 32.

Only kidding love !

 

I used to be a Lecturer for adults with learning difficulties! Retired now though.

 

I'm retired - now write very funny novels (on kindle) my "Only Mayonnaise" has great reviews - it is sexy , funny and may even change your life - it may not. The sequel "Sans Mayonnaise" will be available soon and as for the final one of the trilogy...I'm just starting that beast

 

You should become an undertaker..

 

I used to work for a nonprofit doing fundraising analysis now I will be a farmer once I finally stop being picky about property and just buy a freaking farm.

 

In between jobs - but I fancy that open one at the Vatican...that Pope-Mobile would come in handy on the golf course, what with me and me gammy leg and all...

 

Lead Safeguarding Officer (incorporating Equality & Diversity)

lots of namby-pamby christian lesbian nonsense basically.