Look what I found JPF - JPF's defence against the dark arts 9i.e. WUMs in the relegation season). Took some trawling, seeing as you went and changed your user name.
comment by Matt (U8281088)
posted Apr 23, 2009
Day 3 in the Big Badger house...
After mouthy badger's departure from the big badger house, he/she badger, gay badger and McBadger have been joined by three new big badger housemates, randy badger, player badger(who can sometimes be confused with randy badger) and thoroughly pleasant badger(who is secretly a bit racist).
So far, the new housemates have made a significant impact on the group.
TP(BSR) badger has engaged in several nice conversations and is currently very popular with the other housemates, but calls them all "moufettes"(skunks) behind their backs.
Player badger is yet to wake up. Hopefully he's just sleeping off the massive quantities of alcohol he downed last night, before telling he/she badger that he/she had the "mossst beau-i-ffffullll eyes he'd ever seeeen"(he was slurring his words quite badly)... But flys are starting to gather now...
And randy badger has humped everything in the house, including the faulty lamp(twice), which gave him several rather nasty electric shock, but ultimately failed in repelling his sexual urges.
Nominations;
To vote off he/she badger, vote 5
to vote off TP(BSR) badger, vote 4
to vote off randy badger, vote 3
to vote off gay badger, vote 2
to vote off player badger, vote 1...
McBadger is immune from this weeks public vote, because he only has two digits on his right hind leg and the poducer thought it was rather cool...