Some useful advice here mate. http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/pregnan...hose-pesky-piles-constipation-and-indigestion Hope it helps. #mencanbemumstoo
My penchant for Guinness and chicken madras isn't doing me any favours. That's a given. I feel as if I've been ed.
Some worthy suggestions there. But it will only ever delay the inevitable. Eventually an invasive procedure will be the only option. It looks it little something like this... please log in to view this image
Lorry drivers who overtake other lorries on dual carriageways and travel at 1 foot an hour faster, ****ing arseholes!!
Agreed. But slightly worse are the ones that give up after 8 miles and pull back in behind the same lorry that they were never going to be able to overtake in a million years.
I agree with whoever said Russell Brand. His opinions on politics are boiling my piss. Can also agree with kids with their dodgy 1D haircuts. I'd add jobs you apply for and not getting a rejection notice. They just refuse to get back to you.
****s who wear camouflage gear who've never been anywhere near the armed forces in real life. Look at that picture. http://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/Duty...211-Assassin/story-24032399-detail/story.html
People who just make too much noise. In my house at the moment that i've got a few housemates in, I can hear the tele clearly, one of them is making cat noises and the other one is shouting "Are you not entertained" whenever he scores on fifa. He's not even playing online.
Is this a George Galloway / Rula Lenska type situation? Because if it is then I think that you can legally kill him.
Blokes who wear leather jackets to funerals. Just because it's black doesn't make it acceptable to drag out your tatty, twenty year old jacket that you probably got from Ben's Leathers in Trinity Square in the early 90's. Show some respect FFS you scruffy ****. The above would not necessarily apply to someone from the biker fraternity.
That bit of material that gets stuck in your zip when you pull it up/down. Completely jamming the bastard up. Makes you look a right retard as you attempt to make a casual exit from a social gathering.
