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Quentin Q. Benton said:
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I've never even been, was only joking. Just with yous talking about roundabouts it reminded me of the Magic Roundabout in Swindon! Its notoriously confusing and downright dangerous! To be avoided at all costs!
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People die of old age on there mate, there's just piles of skeletons in the middle that belonged to living people who just wanted to go to the town centre.
 
I get pissed off when in a long queue at traffic lights and the cars in front of you take an absolute age to pull away, they just seem to drive away so, so slowly, and as a result it changes back to red before I get the chance to get through!
 
Typical_Terry said:
FFS <laugh> are you like one of those huge dogs that thinks it's a small dog? My Mrs' aunt has one of those, it's about 7ft tall and 40 stone and it tries to sit on your knee, it's like a f**ing horse.

You think you're quicker and more agile than you are, in your head you're a Cheetah but in reality you just keep getting run over!
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I just don't think and operate at a hundred miles an hour. My lass won't come in the kitchen when I cook, I leave hobs on and have knives pointing out on the work top. Surprised I haven't dislocated my shoulder from ricocheting off door frames.

Get this, I rent a bungalow because I'm to dangerous to have stairs.

On a night out in York I twisted my ankle, I went to the hospital where I had an X Ray, the X Ray showed no break, however what it did show that my ankle had been previously broken as an adult and there were no medical records of it. I hadn't gone to the hospital. Can't even remember it happening. That's my world fella. :p
 
When you're in a side street trying to turn right across the traffic, and a bus parks in front of the whole junction.

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lorries that need 2 miles to overtake each other, and waiting to pay for petrol while the woman in front has got a weeks shopping
 
I don't drive anymore because of my epilepsy.
I passed my test whilst in the army in a Land Rover.
When I was driving I automatically assumed every other driver was a clueless twat.
It served me well.
 
Typical_Terry said:
I'm happy to park in a disabled bay if I'm going into Tesco, 9 out of 10 'disabled' people that use those spots are just ****ing fat. I don't do it in town mind.

There's nothing worse on Britain's roads than an interfering do-gooder.
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Again <laugh>

Let it go mate, they can't harm you.
 
I was sitting at the lights on green behind one car we sat there about 3 min and then it turned to red and the old twat set off then when i caught him up he did the fu-ker again, also over here you get cars coming at you in the middle of the road with no driver and then you see a pair of eyes of a 90 year old ganny looking through the steering wheel, everybody over 60 should be banned from driving ( except me ) lol.
 
Safc83 said:
Again <laugh>

Let it go mate, they can't harm you.
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Who fat people? They can, they harm my eyes every day. They should buy clothes that fit.

Fat people behind the wheel (and I don't mean overweight people I mean Michellin Man looking ****ers) are a danger to society, their reflexes are hindered and they aren't concentrating on the road, they're thinking about food all the time, especially when they drive past McDonalds.

It's like when I drive past a worldy in a miniskirt, same thing.
 
road rage is another one I don't understand - usually they're quite sane people until they get behind the steering wheel then psycho kicks in -seriously life's too short
 
If there is one thing worse than one woman in a car then it is two......rabbit, rabbit rabbit....

I saw one woman in a Volvo at testos roundabout turning round to berate her odious kids and she had not even stopped, needless to say she drove into the back of a car.

Bus drivers, expect you to give way or let them out and they will never do neither for a car driver.

Bus drivers understanding of traffic light, green for go and amber is go faster.

Cars that steal your braking distance.

Drivers who indicate that they are staying on a roundabout but do not indicate when they are leaving it.

Lack of courtesy.

And of course, it almost goes without saying you are all worse drivers than me.................
 
I drive a white van, everyone gives me space and avoids me. It's great.

I'm in the white van club with other white van drivers. We appreciate each other. We give way to other white van drivers where we wouldn't necessarily with others.

I know most of you lot think we are t**ts :laugh:
 
Dorty Mag said:
I drive a white van, everyone gives me space and avoids me. It's great.

I'm in the white van club with other white van drivers. We appreciate each other. We give way to other white van drivers where we wouldn't necessarily with others.

I know most of you lot think we are t**ts :laugh:
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Saw a van reverse into a car. The car pulled right behind as the driver was getting in, so had no chance of knowing there was anything there.
 
diddles said:
on the subject of idiot drivers

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-29728087

Anyone here have a dash-cam fixed in their vehicle ? pretty much the norm in some parts of Europe especially so Russia helps with potential insurance claims maybe?

I might get a dash-cam to spot the bogus 'hows my driving telephone numbers' emblazoned on the back of vans <doh>

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He's gonna need a new set of tyres, and some clean undies.
 
at least ya don't all millions of nutters on ****ing mopeds...

blah ****ing blah.

driving in the uk, is a piece of piss, apart from them ****ing cameras.
 
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