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That's me, all day long I will park in them bays. Only because they're twice as big and I've had my car scratched 3 times in places like Tesco.


I like to see all cars that park in disable bays, clamped then fined £50 if the driver comes back and is not disabled.
also round here they are giving fines of around £500 for people who misuse blue badges


When on a dual carriage way and one lane is coned off, and traffic has come to a standstiil, twats think they are smart or just arseholes drive right up to the cones and try to push in. try that anywhere else and they lose some teeth.
 
Boy racers! There's a lad who works in the factory opposite me! At 4:30pm he pulls out of his car park, literally floors it for about 200 yards then has too halt to a stop before he pulls out of the estate! The noise his horrible ****ing car makes is horrendous! Whats the ****ing point! I just prey that when people like him end up having a bad accident, and if somebody has to die, I hope its them and not some innocent motorist or pedestrian!
 
<laugh> It's the town man, the centre is surrounded by a ring road <doh>

Admittedly my mania does make me a liability but I'm making my decisions to cross based on drivers signaling otherwise it's 20 minutes to cross a ****ing road.

If you get a blue flashing beacon strapped to your head mate, most of them will move for ya <ok>
 
I like to see all cars that park in disable bays, clamped then fined £50 if the driver comes back and is not disabled.
also round here they are giving fines of around £500 for people who misuse blue badges


When on a dual carriage way and one lane is coned off, and traffic has come to a standstiil, twats think they are smart or just arseholes drive right up to the cones and try to push in. try that anywhere else and they lose some teeth.

I'm happy to park in a disabled bay if I'm going into Tesco, 9 out of 10 'disabled' people that use those spots are just ****ing fat. I don't do it in town mind.

There's nothing worse on Britain's roads than an interfering do-gooder.
 
If you get a blue flashing beacon strapped to your head mate, most of them will move for ya <ok>

I'd just end up dead with a ridiculous hat on. Seriously it's a death trap of a road, cars just slingshot themselves round and off the roundabout about at 30+mph without signaling. The red is the problem area.

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And technically you can park on those double yellow lines without getting a ticket as they're broken. <laugh>
 
I'd just end up dead with a ridiculous hat on. Seriously it's a death trap of a road, cars just slingshot themselves round and off the roundabout about at 30+mph without signaling. The red is the problem area.

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And technically you can park on those double yellow lines without getting a ticket as they're broken. <laugh>

<laugh> You've done a diagram!

I can see where your problem is mate, you need a zebra crossing ideally.

If Manchester is anything to go by, it won't be long before 3/4's of that road becomes 'cycle only zone' and after that it should be no worries for you as cars will be forced down an alternative route, via Cornwall.
 
I'd just end up dead with a ridiculous hat on. Seriously it's a death trap of a road, cars just slingshot themselves round and off the roundabout about at 30+mph without signaling. The red is the problem area.

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And technically you can park on those double yellow lines without getting a ticket as they're broken. <laugh>

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I have to cross straight over my local roundabout on the way to work! So far I have suffered 2 broken legs, broken arm, fractured collarbone, concussion and wet trousers!
 
Mate, there's probably 80 spaces at every Tesco in Manchester for parent and children and I've never seen more than 5 in use at any one time. I sometimes only pop in for a quick couple of bits, in that case I'll just park right outside the door <laugh>

Still going to key it... :)

Not every tescos mate - the one in Durham *my local one) and the sainsbury's have limited kids parking - and I can hardly ever get into a kids parking space at any time before 8pm! Which is why I'm going to key your beemer - just to get back at the twats who do it at our place...

(PLease note - if Terry's car gets keyed then it wasn't me as this is just banter!)
 
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I have to cross straight over my local roundabout on the way to work! So far I have suffered 2 broken legs, broken arm, fractured collarbone, concussion and wet trousers!

Have you tried driving clockwise round it instead of straight over? <laugh>
 
Still going to key it... :)

Not every tescos mate - the one in Durham *my local one) and the sainsbury's have limited kids parking - and I can hardly ever get into a kids parking space at any time before 8pm! Which is why I'm going to key your beemer - just to get back at the twats who do it at our place...

(PLease note - if Terry's car gets keyed then it wasn't me as this is just banter!)

Haha, I'd never park in those spaces if they were always busy mate and most of the time I don't use them anyway. There's probably 100 supermarkets around this city and unless it's Christmas Eve most of them are barely very busy.

I have no respect for supermarket car parks as they're not policed properly, they care only about the disabled people. My mrs got reversed into when she was walking into a supermarket once, I opened the fellas boot and took a bag of his shopping out and emptied it on the floor.
 
<laugh> You've done a diagram!

I can see where your problem is mate, you need a zebra crossing ideally.

If Manchester is anything to go by, it won't be long before 3/4's of that road becomes 'cycle only zone' and after that it should be no worries for you as cars will be forced down an alternative route, via Cornwall.

There's one on the opposite side, that's where i was clipped by a taxi driver. <laugh>

I love the centre of Manchester but of course I've nearly been hit by the trams! <laugh>

It's miracle I'm still alive, both me and drivers are a liability.

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I have to cross straight over my local roundabout on the way to work! So far I have suffered 2 broken legs, broken arm, fractured collarbone, concussion and wet trousers!

What the **** is that? You really been knocked over at that roundabout? <yikes>I looks like it has a car park in the middle. Do cars usually stop on roundabouts? How does that work then? It the most confusing thing I've ever seen!
 
Hey I've just realised that roundabout is in Swindon, the one that QQB posted.

I was ****ed by that roundabout as well, it's a nightmare. I was shagging a bird down there at one point when I was doing some graft up at GCHQ, I nearly never got a shag 'cause I couldn't get off that ****ing roundabout!

I wouldn't walk across that if you paid me.
 
There's one on the opposite side, that's where i was clipped by a taxi driver. <laugh>

I love the centre of Manchester but of course I've nearly been hit by the trams! <laugh>

It's miracle I'm still alive, both me and drivers are a liability.

The new trams are even quieter mate, unless the driver spots you and beeps his horn you're in constant danger in this city!

Somebody got squished by one not long ago on Market Street, brown bread.

From what I gather mate, you don't seem hard to spot, I wonder if you're just really unlucky with crossing roads <laugh>
 
The new trams are even quieter mate, unless the driver spots you and beeps his horn you're in constant danger in this city!

Somebody got squished by one not long ago on Market Street, brown bread.

From what I gather mate, you don't seem hard to spot, I wonder if you're just really unlucky with crossing roads <laugh>

Great, I actually need a hearing aid.

It's because I take risks when crossing fella, very common behavior in my rabble of lunatics. Add my hearing problems then reduces my judgement even further.
 
There's one on the opposite side, that's where i was clipped by a taxi driver. <laugh>

I love the centre of Manchester but of course I've nearly been hit by the trams! <laugh>

It's miracle I'm still alive, both me and drivers are a liability.



What the **** is that? You really been knocked over at that roundabout? <yikes>I looks like it has a car park in the middle. Do cars usually stop on roundabouts? How does that work then? It the most confusing thing I've ever seen!

Hey I've just realised that roundabout is in Swindon, the one that QQB posted.

I was ****ed by that roundabout as well, it's a nightmare. I was shagging a bird down there at one point when I was doing some graft up at GCHQ, I nearly never got a shag 'cause I couldn't get off that ****ing roundabout!

I wouldn't walk across that if you paid me.

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I've never even been, was only joking. Just with yous talking about roundabouts it reminded me of the Magic Roundabout in Swindon! Its notoriously confusing and downright dangerous! To be avoided at all costs!
 
Great, I actually need a hearing aid.

It's because I take risks when crossing fella, very common behavior in my rabble of lunatics. Add my hearing problems then reduces my judgement even further.

FFS <laugh> are you like one of those huge dogs that thinks it's a small dog? My Mrs' aunt has one of those, it's about 7ft tall and 40 stone and it tries to sit on your knee, it's like a ****ing horse.

You think you're quicker and more agile than you are, in your head you're a Cheetah but in reality you just keep getting run over!