Off Topic OT: Getting paid for...(**** thread)

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I've not seen that anywhere.

We have the flushable preshaped paper seat covers that are really uncomfortable. I use toilet paper even when those preshaped paper covers are available.

My wife's uncle is a dermatologist and says he has seen numerous toilet-seat shaped rashes on people's bottoms. You can get skin infections from sharing toilet seats. Might not be common but happens.

Chicago airport
 
side story:

I got invaded yesterday at home.

The kid came in as i was doing a poop.

I hate that so i said "and do you want to inspect it too"

she said.. yes"

FFS!!!!

anyway she has a thing about the dark she made up so she goes take me to the toilet cos like she can turn on the lights herself but still.... FFS... she then asks me "and do you want to inspect it"

<laugh>

cheeky bitch.
 
side story:

I got invaded yesterday at home.

The kid came in as i was doing a poop.

I hate that so i said "and do you want to inspect it too"

she said.. yes"

FFS!!!!

anyway she has a thing about the dark she made up so she goes take me to the toilet cos like she can turn on the lights herself but still.... FFS... she then asks me "and do you want to inspect it"

<laugh>

cheeky bitch.

Hope you gave her a slap for it :bandit:
 
You can **** on demand? <yikes>


You can't?

I'm glad that I can, it would suck if they just came out whenever.<whistle>

I had one that made me startle the other day. Felt like I had to go real bad. Sat on loo, pushed, it was basically a plug holding back gas. it was like a bullet hurtling out at high velocity, made an almighty splash on touchdown.

I think I gave an adolescent chuckle and hoped noone was walking past the toilet at that time. (Was at work and American buildings arnt very sound proofed, the walls are basically cardboard)