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Off Topic OT: Getting paid for...(**** thread)

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by BCR, Jan 26, 2011.

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  1. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    yup.

    I reckon the rashes are more likely to come from people using serious chemicals on the seats rather than necessarily one person having some bacteria etc on them.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Jan 6, 2016
  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I've **** in some horrible places (including the Cheese <laugh>) and never had a rash on my arse.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jan 6, 2016
  3. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Chicago airport
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Jan 6, 2016
  4. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    yup.

    newark too.

    all the older ****ter us airports

    I think i saw the plastic revolving one in paris and copenhagen...
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Jan 6, 2016
  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    One of these?
    please log in to view this image
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Jan 6, 2016
  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    But everyone who sat there after you got one.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Jan 6, 2016
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  7. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Yes that's literally exactly what it looked like.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Jan 6, 2016
  8. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    side story:

    I got invaded yesterday at home.

    The kid came in as i was doing a poop.

    I hate that so i said "and do you want to inspect it too"

    she said.. yes"

    FFS!!!!

    anyway she has a thing about the dark she made up so she goes take me to the toilet cos like she can turn on the lights herself but still.... FFS... she then asks me "and do you want to inspect it"

    <laugh>

    cheeky bitch.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Jan 15, 2016
  9. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Hope you gave her a slap for it :bandit:
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Jan 15, 2016
  10. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    i laughed.... what can you do when they already have your number.

    I just hope there mum can sort them out.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Jan 15, 2016

  11. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    A slap? That deserves a high five!!!
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Jan 15, 2016
  12. Magic Ted

    Magic Ted Talulah

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  13. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Almost a year.

    Bring it back.



    please log in to view this image
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Dec 22, 2016
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  14. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Finished work at 1pm today. Went for a **** at 12.45pm ;)
     
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    Zanjinho, Dec 22, 2016
  15. organic red

    organic red Well-Known Member

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    You can **** on demand? <yikes>
     
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  16. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    The worst bit about Christmas is not being able to have paid ****s because you have time off work.
     
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    Zingy, Dec 22, 2016
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  17. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Save them up for when you get back <ok>
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Dec 22, 2016
  18. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    You can't?

    I'm glad that I can, it would suck if they just came out whenever.<whistle>

    I had one that made me startle the other day. Felt like I had to go real bad. Sat on loo, pushed, it was basically a plug holding back gas. it was like a bullet hurtling out at high velocity, made an almighty splash on touchdown.

    I think I gave an adolescent chuckle and hoped noone was walking past the toilet at that time. (Was at work and American buildings arnt very sound proofed, the walls are basically cardboard)
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Dec 23, 2016
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  19. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    10.25 like clockwork<ok>
     
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    Zingy, Dec 23, 2016
  20. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Worked out got paid just over £2 for one just now <ok>
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Dec 23, 2016
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