ot chaos thread

People that don't drive to the speed limit really pisses me off. There are enough speed restrictions in this country without ****wits imposing their own restrictions by driving at 40 mph on a 60 mph road, forcing other drivers to attempt an overtaking manoeuvre, which could result in an accident.

Learn to drive properly or hand in your licence you ****ing bellends!
 
People that don't drive to the speed limit really pisses me off. There are enough speed restrictions in this country without ****wits imposing their own restrictions by driving at 40 mph on a 60 mph road, forcing other drivers to attempt an overtaking manoeuvre, which could result in an accident.

Learn to drive properly or hand in your licence you ****ing bellends!
 
People that don't drive to the speed limit really pisses me off. There are enough speed restrictions in this country without ****wits imposing their own restrictions by driving at 40 mph on a 60 mph road, forcing other drivers to attempt an overtaking manoeuvre, which could result in an accident.

Learn to drive properly or hand in your licence you ****ing bellends!
 
People who give stupid suggestions to a serious request for help.

I asked earlier for any ideas that might stop the other half snoring so I can get some sleep at night.

She comes from a well to do family, so the suggestion that I stick a sock in her mouth so she can't scream and then shove a finger up her bum would not go down well in our house!
 
People who give stupid suggestions to a serious request for help.

I asked earlier for any ideas that might stop the other half snoring so I can get some sleep at night.

She comes from a well to do family, so the suggestion that I stick a sock in her mouth so she can't scream and then shove a finger up her bum would not go down well in our house!

I've never heard her complain..<whistle>
 
I hate all those ****ing excuses that women trot out when they don't want to. Shag you, like;

- I'm tired

- Got the curse

- I've a headache, and

- Get your hand out of my knickers, I don't even know you.