When you sit in a plane seat and a stewardess WAKES YOU UP to try to flog you some overpriced **** off the trolley (**** off love and let me kip)
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When you are sat in a plane seat and a fat bloke (or woman) twice your size 'sits' in the seat next to you and begins to pour their rolls of flab into your lap as their seat cannot contain their weight.
Do you get a discount for sharing your seat... nope.
Does your portly neighbour get charged double or at least 50% more... nope!
Do you get a discount for sharing your seat... nope.
Does your portly neighbour get charged double or at least 50% more... nope!
At the airport when you weigh your bags in and are one lousy kilo over... they you are meant to feel like a criminal as you ferret around for the £20 'excess baggage' charge... only to glance over and see a 30 stone bloke sailing through bang on the limit.... although 100 kilo over on his body weight.
I've said for a long time that passenger and bag should be made to get on scales. They can take the average size of a man for example, add 25% to be fair, then add 25kg to be even more fairer, then 15kg for hand baggage to be even more fairer.
Whatever the total weight is people should be then charged per kilo (say £2.50) over.
This if course would be seen as discriminatory... not a good way to help reduce carbon footprints (assuming the overall plane weight is at least the same as now if not less) and deliver good customer service...
I've said for a long time that passenger and bag should be made to get on scales. They can take the average size of a man for example, add 25% to be fair, then add 25kg to be even more fairer, then 15kg for hand baggage to be even more fairer.
Whatever the total weight is people should be then charged per kilo (say £2.50) over.
This if course would be seen as discriminatory... not a good way to help reduce carbon footprints (assuming the overall plane weight is at least the same as now if not less) and deliver good customer service...
Totally agree.
I was moaning like a good un on a recent business trip to LA at the level of tipping which is going on now (20-25%) but you know what.. food was spot on, prompt and the waitresses were all good looking.
In this country they just don't give a **** unless you stink of lots of money then they make a fuss.
The price of holidays 'in' school term versus the time 'out of' school term.
Easy fix to this one.
Stagger the times nationally and force airlines to charge fair pricing.
Easy fix to this one.
Stagger the times nationally and force airlines to charge fair pricing.
ASDA home delivery.
When I order vegetarian sausages don't ****ing send me walls pork sausages you div.
When I order vegetarian sausages don't ****ing send me walls pork sausages you div.
Mike Ashley charging £45 for a shirt that for the 12/13 season cost £35 in his pikefest of a shop. Come on fatty, the shirts are now thinner than a sheet of public bog roll so don't take the piss.
I'm with you there.
Pulling smelly pubes from your teeth after shewing on the beef curtains aint no fun.
Porn movies with a plotline.
What is the point when we have fast forward buttons.
Also.. porn stars who think they actually do any acting.
What is the point when we have fast forward buttons.
Also.. porn stars who think they actually do any acting.