ot chaos thread

[Commachio]

Probably be closed , but here goes.

Every Friday Joe (hope your well mate) used to do a friday night thread, but he has more worries than daft fookers on the internet.

So what grips your **** the most.

Religion, if so which religion.?

Politics....in which way?

Money, or lack of it, when twats are getting thousands for hoofing a ball about?

Womens equality...put that in for a laugh

or maybe it's just daft twats on the net, posting pointless threads.




Must be something that makes ya blood boil.

 

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Doormen.

Big fat ****ing water bottles, that like to think they actually have some sort of power by standing on a door claiming their £8 an hour.

Tossers.

 

[Commachio]

Doormen.

Big fat ****ing water bottles, that like to think they actually have some sort of power by standing on a door claiming their £8 an hour.

Tossers.

Axtually you ave raised a very good point there....****ers.

 

[MrRAWhite]

People who feed pigeons and seagulls..They should be bloody horsewhipped..

 

[Brian Storm]

Fat lasses in leggins! Don't get me wrong I like a bit of meat on my women but just because they make it in your size doesn't mean you should wear it!

 

[Deleted #]

Fat lasses in leggins! Don't get me wrong I like a bit of meat on my women but just because they make it in your size doesn't mean you should wear it!

That's a very good point, especially white leggins

 

[MrRAWhite]

That's a very good point, especially white leggins

With a whopping camels toe on show..

 

[Brian Storm]

Heston ****ing Blumenthal!

 

[Brian Storm]

And all the ugly cast from the Ramsdens adverts!

 

[Deleted #]

With a whopping camels toe on show..

Whilst walking around the Bridges, pushing a pram and eating a Greggs pasty.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

****s who, whilst standing behind you in the queue gently try to nudge you forwards.. I push back towards them twice as hard and try to drop a fart to mark my territory for good measure.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

'Half price' offers on in supermarkets... a week after the pricks double their price on the same goods.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Fat orange slags who insist on wearing white short skirts as soon as one ray of sunshine appears to show off their corned beef legs...

Also.. Kappa Charver lads who strip off their tops when it gets above 10c to reveal a pasty white pigeon chest covered in puss filled spots.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

George ****ing Osborne. He seems to be permanently smirking at the British public.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Square bogs... I mean come on... who the hell has a square arse apart from a lego figure?

Round is fine thanks.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

People who are addicted to Facebook.

I don't want to know when someone is having a ****, what it's weight and length was or if you are having 'just one more beer' (cur picture number 10 of the same Carling glass full.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

One ****ing direction and all other pre pubescent so called 'bands'.

These jokers make you wanna pour tubes of locktite into your ear canals to spare any more punishment.

 

[Deletion Requested1]

Albert I was just thinking what a miserable old twat you are then I realised I agreed with every one of your dislikes

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

People who keep talking about going on a diet... bet never actually do it.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Competitive parents who insist on dressing their kids in Armani and then telling other parents exactly how much it cost to buy when they didn't even ask.

I buy knock off gear in Turkey which is decent quality and looks nice and love it when these bell tops cast looks in my direction and ask where I bought it from... I just tell them a boutique called 'Marmaris Bazer'... (Marmaris Bazaar to you and I).

Pretentious pricks.