OT - 5aside team name

[PLT]

Title sums it up really. MattTheTiger and I play in a 5aside team. The league we play in has clamped down on anything remotely crude for some reason so we need a new name. I know you chaps will be able to come up with something witty...

 

[originallambrettaman]

How about Limpers FC?

 

[MattTheTiger]

Colonel Getafe
A.B.C.D.E F.C
Jimmy Seville
Norfolk-in-chance
Suffolk-in-good
and Gary Glitters Young boys are the best ones...

 

[Spanner82]

Multiple Scorgasms is a no no then

 

[Lincoln Tiger]

The Kryptkickers 5

 

[TigerinSydney]

Inter Menan, Notinmymums Forest, Deportiva Lamb Bhuna or vindalooton Town

 

[andyoffshoretiger]

Getafe me back
Inter boys 5 (cringe)

 

[GLP]

Arcelona, FC Twente Something's, Stroke Titty or Inter Your Sister

 

[Marshyx]

Gary glitters under 16s
Ajax trees down

 

[bum_chinned_crab]

Deportivo ****a (genuine team name).

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

I've mentioned it before but at the end of my playing days I turned out fr a team in 5's they were ****. The final straw was getting beat by Mrs Miggins pie shop. That hurt.

 

[MikeHull]

Minge fc

 

[Is Vic there?]

KC Ball Boys FC

 

[bigfattiger]

Get on Livescore and choose a name from some random foreign league.

Kawasaki Frontale of Japan
Quilmes or Colon of Argentina
Torpedo Zhodino of Belarus
Telephonat Bani Sweif of Egypt
KooTeePee of Finland
Lota Schwager of Chile

or my favourite

Mpumalanga Black Aces of Sith Ifrica

 

[Jack Lesterfan]

I've played for many 5 a-side teams over the years, had a variety of different names.

Kay FC
FC Twente-Something's
Sex drugs and scoring goals (though by the sounds of it, that wouldn't be allowed )

5 guys 1 cup?

 

[Murdoc]

Womb Raiders.

Or is that too inappropriate?

 

[TigerMatt]

How about Manfat United?

 

[Jaggro]

I always try to think of something new, decide I can't be arsed and end up settling on KC Milan. Every time.

 

[Geo's Ice Cream Van]

UNREAL Madrid
City City Gang Nam FC
AFC BRUCE Force 5

 

[Marshyx]

Balotelli darts club..