Well you could make tiny ones and serve them as Canapes (pronounced "Can Apes" by a wedding guest at a do I was at 3 weeks ago
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Well you could make tiny ones and serve them as Canapes (pronounced "Can Apes" by a wedding guest at a do I was at 3 weeks ago
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Well you could make tiny ones and serve them as Canapes (pronounced "Can Apes" by a wedding guest at a do I was at 3 weeks ago
ffs were they joking when saying it that way?
No they were not
Years ago I was playing an away match and me and my team went into a bar for some scoff before heading back. One of my teammates looked at the menu and announced "I'll have the Ploughman's Lunch" Pronounced "Pluffman's".
Years ago a mate of mine from Carslisle was travelling on a train with his Glaswegian wife and she had nodded off. As they were pulling into a station she asked at the top of her voice "Wherr urr we Alan?" and before he could answer she said "Oah aye, Buffet".
A guy in the pub called me a tightfisted cheapskate. So I threw his drink in his face.
- from Dev's Jokebook, circa 1974.
- from Dev's Jokebook, circa 1974.
I was sure you were going to say something sexist like she kept two fried eggs in her shirt.
