Omlettes

Well you could make tiny ones and serve them as Canapes (pronounced "Can Apes" by a wedding guest at a do I was at 3 weeks ago )

 

ffs were they joking when saying it that way?

 

No they were not


Years ago I was playing an away match and me and my team went into a bar for some scoff before heading back. One of my teammates looked at the menu and announced "I'll have the Ploughman's Lunch" Pronounced "Pluffman's".

 

Years ago a mate of mine from Carslisle was travelling on a train with his Glaswegian wife and she had nodded off. As they were pulling into a station she asked at the top of her voice "Wherr urr we Alan?" and before he could answer she said "Oah aye, Buffet".

 

there are indeed some daft ****s about this world.

 

A guy in the pub called me a tightfisted cheapskate. So I threw his drink in his face.


- from Dev's Jokebook, circa 1974.

 

They are not actually jokes though. Anecdotes.

 

How do you make a Jewish Omelette?

First borrow two eggs...

 

Liz McColgan liked her eggs.

Gave her strength to beat up her husband.

 

I was sure you were going to say something sexist like she kept two fried eggs in her shirt.

 

Lo and behold an omelette tonight.

Cheese ham and Scallions only for this Bear.

 

Well only another 15 minutes or so until the tuna quiche comes out the oven, the excitement over here is aff the radar.

 

Post a picture and we'll see if it's presentable

 

Aye, post a pic of Tina's Pie

 

Scallions

 

I would if I could, you cheeky bastard!

 

What the ****...Gerard talking about quiche



IN AN OMELETTE THREAD

 

How did it turn out?Never had a tuna quiche,plenty of salmon ones though.

 

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Tuna quiche? Sounds ****ing bowfin!