Off Topic Offensive jokes thread

[Plum]

Do people try and claim compo when a flight is delayed? My daughter has just had £200 for a wizz air flight that was delayed 4hrs. That's more than the ticket price, and not the first time.

Funny that, my daughter's had problems with wizzair flights in the past, but they've always paid up afterwards

 

[DMD]

In other news, did anyone read about that woman claiming maintenance money from three separate blokes for the same daughter?

Do people try and claim compo when a flight is delayed? My daughter has just had £200 for a wizz air flight that was delayed 4hrs. That's more than the ticket price, and not the first time.

My daughter is a travel agent, she's had similar situations.


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Funny that, my daughter's had problems with wizzair flights in the past, but they've always paid up afterwards

 

[balkan tiger]

Funny that, my daughter's had problems with wizzair flights in the past, but they've always paid up afterwards

I can only guess that most don't claim or they would have gone bust by now.

 

[Plum]

I can only guess that most don't claim or they would have gone bust by now.

Aye, they'd be better off getting their business running better!

 

[TwoWrights]

In other news, did anyone read about that woman claiming maintenance money from three separate blokes for the same daughter?

Nope, missed that, probably why I'm not paying.


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[DMD]

Nope, missed that, probably why I'm not paying.


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Not an offensive joke as such, unlike whizz air, but I watched a programme about a woman who had her DNA checked for an operation, and it turned out her kids weren't hers.

She had given birth to them, but the boffins argued that through some clever metabolism stuff that I couldn't begin to understand, the kids didn't have any of her DNA.

I reckon there's some hospital admin on a maternity ward relieved at such a lucky escape.

 

[HHH]

Do people try and claim compo when a flight is delayed? My daughter has just had £200 for a wizz air flight that was delayed 4hrs. That's more than the ticket price, and not the first time.

I've claimed for delayed trains to Cott. Get about 40p.

It's the principle. Or I'm the stereotypical tight Yorkshireman.

 

[Chazz Rheinhold]

I've claimed for delayed trains to Cott. Get about 40p.

It's the principle. Or I'm the stereotypical tight Yorkshireman.

I’m going
B

 

[HHH]

I’m going
B

It's both. Definitely both...

 

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[TwoWrights]

Our local greengrocers is called Mamas 'n' Papas.... I bought a head of lettuce from there the other day but couldn't eat it as all the leaves were brown......

Hey tricky, your attempt to start a similar thread on your board lasted about as long as a Brady opinion, hey ho.


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[DJBlackandamberarmy(No4)]

Hey tricky, your attempt to start a similar thread on your board lasted about as long as a Brady opinion, hey ho.


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Just seen that, that moderator sounds a laugh ,

 

[tricky1664]

Hey tricky, your attempt to start a similar thread on your board lasted about as long as a Brady opinion, hey ho.


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Yes really annoyed. He said because of new rules blah blah blah

 

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