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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Amin Yapusi, Jul 17, 2022.

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  1. Plum

    Plum Well-Known Member

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    Funny that, my daughter's had problems with wizzair flights in the past, but they've always paid up afterwards
     
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    Plum, Jun 5, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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  2. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    In other news, did anyone read about that woman claiming maintenance money from three separate blokes for the same daughter?


     
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    balkan tiger Well-Known Member

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    I can only guess that most don't claim or they would have gone bust by now.
     
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    balkan tiger, Jun 5, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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  4. Plum

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    Aye, they'd be better off getting their business running better!
     
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    Plum, Jun 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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    Nope, missed that, probably why I'm not paying. :emoticon-0138-think


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    TwoWrights, Jun 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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  6. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    Not an offensive joke as such, unlike whizz air, but I watched a programme about a woman who had her DNA checked for an operation, and it turned out her kids weren't hers.

    She had given birth to them, but the boffins argued that through some clever metabolism stuff that I couldn't begin to understand, the kids didn't have any of her DNA.

    I reckon there's some hospital admin on a maternity ward relieved at such a lucky escape. :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    DMD, Jun 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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    I've claimed for delayed trains to Cott. Get about 40p.

    It's the principle. Or I'm the stereotypical tight Yorkshireman.
     
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    HHH, Jun 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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  8. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    I’m going
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    It's both. Definitely both...
     
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    HHH, Jun 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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    GswSuuRXgAAUlpX.jpg
     
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    Newlandcasual2, Jun 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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  11. Ric Glasgow

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    Ric Glasgow, Jun 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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    Hey tricky, your attempt to start a similar thread on your board lasted about as long as a Brady opinion, hey ho. :emoticon-0138-think


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    TwoWrights, Jun 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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  14. DJBlackandamberarmy(No4)

    DJBlackandamberarmy(No4) Well-Known Member

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    Just seen that, that moderator sounds a laugh , <laugh>
     
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    Yes really annoyed. He said because of new rules blah blah blah
     
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