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  1. TwoWrights

    TwoWrights Well-Known Member

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    Offend and feck 'em. :emoticon-0138-think

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    While eating a brown leaved lettuce?
     
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  3. TwoWrights

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    Nah, a ham sandwich made by mama. :emoticon-0138-think


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    Thought I'd sneak a couple in before 'Off the line' takes a flakey...


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    Indeed. I considered that self-evident, like "no fighting in the war room."
     
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  7. TwoWrights

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    I hope they have a proper heater on it. :emoticon-0138-think


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    I just hope it can get off the ground but I don't think it's real....It's Not funny either is it?

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    Can’t be funny because jokes have have reality in them according to someone on here and that isn’t real. And, of course, mentioning deportations is offensive and upsetting to some delicate souls.
     
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    Not to mention bringing up Fred&Rose West..I'm digging a bit of a hole for myself there!!

    And Stop....
     
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    They could have dug it for you.
     
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    Hmmm, they never did catch Bible John. :emoticon-0138-think


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    Any snowflakes, sorry sensitive souls, can **** off, sorry lie down in a dark room.
     
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    They always made sure their kids were tucked up in bed, veg bed, flower bed... :emoticon-0138-think


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    Flight Fact: Ryanair have won ‘the most unpopular airline’ trophy 6 years in a row. If they retain it again next year, they'll break the record set by the Luftwaffe.
     
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    You know what, Michael O'Leary's in for a 100m euro bonus. He couldn't give a **** :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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    I heard they moved to a bigger house because of the kids getting under their feet.
     
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    'My flights are full of people who were never flying with us again'. Michael O'Leary. :emoticon-0138-think


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    Do people try and claim compo when a flight is delayed? My daughter has just had £200 for a wizz air flight that was delayed 4hrs. That's more than the ticket price, and not the first time.
     
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    My daughter is a travel agent, she's had similar situations. :emoticon-0138-think


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