I'll recover, and take heed of the thread titles, that is all.
The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
A domestic violence victim has been murdered. Maybe show some respect.
Off Topic Offensive jokes thread
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A domestic violence victim has been murdered. Maybe show some respect.
Part of the problem isn't it... Seen as joke material and not taken seriously.
Was it strictly necessary for you to pile on?
Someone has already said their piece,no need to go in for the kill.
Be careful today [HASHTAG]#snow[/HASHTAG]
It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted
Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes
It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
By noon it all melted
Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes
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Had to post this D seeing as you've opened the door.
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Nah sorry, the thread title says it all, very bad situation, but don’t read the thread if you are going to object.
Self-regulation, bro. Same reason there's no child abuse jokes on the thread.
I must resist, I must resist, I must must resist.
Bollocks, I see Peter Beardsley is the latest to complain about Barry Bennell, in an interview Beardsley said 'for some reason the bastard never came near me'.
Self control, don't view a thread if you don't want to be offended.
Where has anyone said that they were offended?
All that was written was that it's no wonder that domestic abuse and murder occurs to such a large extent if it is seen as joke material.
I'm of the opinion that everything can be joke material, you seem to differ. Rest assured my sense of humour, or posting style, won't be changing, that is all.
A *****phile is taking a midnight stroll in the woods with a 7 year old lad. "Crikey, it's very dark and very scary in these woods", says the lad.
"It's okay for you, kid, I have to walk back on my own." replies the *****phile.
Just opened the window on my one direction advent calendar and ****ing Liam Payne just fell out
Did Stella feel put out much?Twat - I just spat Stella on my keyboard
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