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Off Topic Offensive jokes thread

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Amin Yapusi, Jul 17, 2022.

  1. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    A domestic violence victim has been murdered. Maybe show some respect.
     
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  2. Heimdallr

    Heimdallr Well-Known Member

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    Part of the problem isn't it... Seen as joke material and not taken seriously.
     
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  3. Ric Glasgow

    Ric Glasgow Well-Known Member

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    Was it strictly necessary for you to pile on?

    Someone has already said their piece,no need to go in for the kill.
     
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  4. Howdentiger2

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    Be careful today #snow

    It snowed last night...
    8:00 am: I made a snowman.

    8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

    8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

    8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

    8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

    8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

    8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

    8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

    8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

    8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

    8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

    8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

    8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

    9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

    9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

    9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

    By noon it all melted

    Moral:

    There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes
     
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  5. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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  7. DMD

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  8. balkan tiger

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  9. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R. Well-Known Member

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  10. Leftsaidfred-partdeux

    Leftsaidfred-partdeux Well-Known Member

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    Nah sorry, the thread title says it all, very bad situation, but don’t read the thread if you are going to object.
     
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  11. Heimdallr

    Heimdallr Well-Known Member

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    Self-regulation, bro. Same reason there's no child abuse jokes on the thread.
     
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  12. TwoWrights

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    I must resist, I must resist, I must must resist.
    Bollocks, I see Peter Beardsley is the latest to complain about Barry Bennell, in an interview Beardsley said 'for some reason the bastard never came near me'.
    Self control, don't view a thread if you don't want to be offended.
     
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  13. Heimdallr

    Heimdallr Well-Known Member

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    Where has anyone said that they were offended?

    All that was written was that it's no wonder that domestic abuse and murder occurs to such a large extent if it is seen as joke material.
     
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  14. TwoWrights

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    I'm of the opinion that everything can be joke material, you seem to differ. Rest assured my sense of humour, or posting style, won't be changing, that is all.
     
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  15. Des Head

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    A *****phile is taking a midnight stroll in the woods with a 7 year old lad. "Crikey, it's very dark and very scary in these woods", says the lad.

    "It's okay for you, kid, I have to walk back on my own." replies the *****phile.
     
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  16. Chazz Rheinhold

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    Just opened the window on my one direction advent calendar and ****ing Liam Payne just fell out
     
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  17. spesupersydera

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    Twat - I just spat Stella on my keyboard <laugh>
     
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  18. rovertiger

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    Did Stella feel put out much?
     
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  19. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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