Ironic that he was a carpenter and they nailed him up on a wooden cross ..........
No they didn't Smug, they nailed his illegitimate son to the lump of wood.
Ironic that he was a carpenter and they nailed him up on a wooden cross ..........
Read it again...It still tells me to **** off. This is like a casual chat to my missus.

No they didn't Smug, they nailed his illegitimate son to the lump of wood.

he was offered a job in nazareth but he said "**** that they hammer you with tax"


Aye that's the fella![]()
I wonder how Joe felt when God poked Mary's hole & got her up the duff.
I wonder how Joe felt when God poked Mary's hole & got her up the duff.
I think I've already been over this with you but, out of courtesy I'll put it another way.
We're all supposed to be grown ups on here, talking about football, aren't we?
How many times, in the pub before the match or during the game, do you tell one of your mates to 'f**k off' ............ dozens I'll bet.
On here, I assume I'm talking to grown men who gave give & receive a bit of piss taking.
If that's not the case then it's too bad as far as I'm concerned.
Was I attacking people, no.
Was I saying I know best, no.
Was I threatening anyone, no.
I said 'f**k off' to a few grown men on a forum, big f**king deal
This is a forum where people like Cest, and others, call fellow Sunderland supporters '****s' for disagreeing with them.
Are you having a go at him?
I would imagine he was a bit muffed..
Muffed as in muffins for breakfast or muffed as in pissed of with God for humping his wife muffed?
I have done many times over the years.
Calling fellow fans ****s is wrong. Telling fellow fans to f**k off is wrong. And in the spirit of this thread.
Jesus would be very cross and God knows what his Dad would say. After all we all know the Pope is a Mackem.
I was referring to Mary's muff..
The Pope isn't Jesus' dad mate, he's the head of the Catholic church is all.
Have you been there you dirty bugger?

The way the Catholic church works the Pope could be his Mam, his Dad or his illegitimate daughter. Thank fook I'm agnostic.
I have done many times over the years.
Calling fellow fans ****s is wrong. Telling fellow fans to f**k off is wrong. And in the spirit of this thread.
Jesus would be very cross and God knows what his Dad would say. After all we all know the Pope is a Mackem.
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I know I'm an old bugger, but not quite old enough to have been there..![]()
You did didn't you? You ****ed her when you were at school.
Fancy shagging the Virgin Mary, lol.
Nowt wrong with a virgin mary, but they are even better when they have had a bit wear and tear..