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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Smug in Boots, Jan 11, 2014.

  1. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    No they didn't Smug, they nailed his illegitimate son to the lump of wood.
     
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  2. Smug in Boots

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    I think I've already been over this with you but, out of courtesy I'll put it another way.

    We're all supposed to be grown ups on here, talking about football, aren't we?

    How many times, in the pub before the match or during the game, do you tell one of your mates to '**** off' ............ dozens I'll bet.

    On here, I assume I'm talking to grown men who gave give & receive a bit of piss taking.

    If that's not the case then it's too bad as far as I'm concerned.

    Was I attacking people, no.

    Was I saying I know best, no.

    Was I threatening anyone, no.

    I said '**** off' to a few grown men on a football forum, big ****ing deal <doh>

    This is a forum where people like Cest, and others, call fellow Sunderland supporters '****s' for disagreeing with them.

    Are you having a go at him about harmony?
     
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  3. Smug in Boots

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    Aye that's the fella <laugh>
     
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  4. Smug in Boots

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    <laugh>

    When they asked Jesus if he was angry at being nailed up he said 'No, just a little cross' <doh>
     
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  5. Billy Death

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    I wonder how Joe felt when God poked Mary's hole & got her up the duff.
     
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  6. MrRAWhite

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    I would imagine he was a bit muffed..
     
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  7. Smug in Boots

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    Can't remember who it was but someone recently said, 'Don't these crucifix wearing Christians ever think that's the last ****ing thing he'd want to see if he came back?'
     
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  8. CyprusMackem

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    I have done many times over the years.
    Calling fellow fans ****s is wrong. Telling fellow fans to f**k off is wrong. And in the spirit of this thread.
    Jesus would be very cross and God knows what his Dad would say. After all we all know the Pope is a Mackem.
     
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  9. Billy Death

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    Muffed as in muffins for breakfast or muffed as in pissed of with God for humping his wife muffed?
     
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  10. MrRAWhite

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    I was referring to Mary's muff..
     
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  11. Billy Death

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    The Pope isn't Jesus' dad mate, he's the head of the Catholic church is all.
     
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  12. Billy Death

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    Have you been there you dirty bugger?
     
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  13. CyprusMackem

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    The way the Catholic church works the Pope could be his Mam, his Dad or his illegitimate daughter. Thank fook I'm agnostic.
     
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  14. MrRAWhite

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    I know I'm an old bugger, but not quite old enough to have been there..<laugh>
     
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  15. Billy Death

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    Aye, me anarl.
     
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  16. MrRAWhite

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    View attachment 28795
     
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  17. Smug in Boots

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    Some people were claiming they'd convert if the Pope said a prayer and kept us up <doh>
     
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  18. Billy Death

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    You did didn't you? You ****ed her when you were at school.
    Fancy shagging the Virgin Mary, lol.
     
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  19. MrRAWhite

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    Nowt wrong with a virgin mary, but they are even better when they have had a bit wear and tear..
     
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  20. Billy Death

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    And lots of hammer.
     
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