I think I left my brain in Blackpool.
It fell out of my ear on the roller coaster
:-(

It fell out of my ear on the roller coaster
:-(
Tattoos can be very nice but 90% of people just have a daft motto or some ugly tribal ****.
If you walk in a tattoo parlour not knowing what you want and look at a catalogue in the shop to pick one, then that's pretty much the definition of inbred.
Did you leave a limb at any other seaside resorts?

I honestly haven't in my life seen one good tattoo. I am perplexed as to why people get them, they look ****ing ****. As for having your entire arm covered in a 'sleeve' tattoo - I must be missing something, but they look ****ing ridiculous, not to mention the tattoos behind the ears or on the neck. I wouldn't employ any ****er with tattoos, hate them.
Never had tattoos but had some transfers when younger![]()
I think I known where you're coming from but surely my Frank Butcher glasses tattoo gets your approval?
King Arthur did most of mine on Midland st years ago before fine needles and many colours ... In those days he use to refuse to tattoo women
Lots of stars on hands was quite common among the lads I hung around with.