O/T moving out

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I'm not saying leave it a pig sty. I just think that if it's neat and tidy and the lad has already got the bird back he should be closing.

I wouldn't want a bird thinking "Can I live here" because no they ****ing well can't!!!

Having said this I've never been labelled a Gentleman, depends what the lad is going for!

Mr rat in my day me mate, its all about the lulling, a bit like a dirty derron brown
 
You're probably going to think I'm taking the piss but I'm not.
Do the dishes as soon as you're finished your meals.
And keep the place tidy.

Good point and clean the toilet before you go out on the pull

Keep in touch with your Mum on a regular basis. And her washing machine.

Buy a dishwasher! Best invention ever!!!

True, it's easier to keep a flat tidy, than it is to tidy up!

Hire a kinky slut maid
 
You're probably going to think I'm taking the piss but I'm not.
Do the dishes as soon as you're finished your meals.
And keep the place tidy.

This this this. Dishes are a single mans worst enemy. Put an alarm on your phone to remind you to put rubbish out for the bin men. Rubbish, like dishes build up fast.
 
If you are just moving out now and there's a lass moving with you.
Kick her to the kerb or you are going to miss some of the greatest years of your life. :p :p
 
Well if you'd said we instead of i then i wouldnt of opened my box of tricks.

So on the other hand get into practice and learn to say 'yes dear' alot, that is all i have

If you are just moving out now and there's a lass moving with you.
Kick her to the kerb or you are going to miss some of the greatest years of your life.

This and this. Sorry to hear of your misfortune at such an early age mate!
 
Well if you'd said we instead of i then i wouldnt of opened my box of tricks.

So on the other hand get into practice and learn to say 'yes dear' alot, that is all i have

No no no. I'm moving out into a flat with two other girls for a job down in Essex. My other half will be visiting me while I'm here. Making sure I behave!
 
No no no. I'm moving out into a flat with two other girls for a job down in Essex. My other half will be visiting me while I'm here. Making sure I behave!

****ing gerrin! Thats a whole new ballgame, my advise would be stock up on rohypnol and a men in black zapper thingy

Joking of course, but if you find a men in black zapper thing stockist let me know
 
No no no. I'm moving out into a flat with two other girls for a job down in Essex. My other half will be visiting me while I'm here. Making sure I behave!


And he recovers from what could have been a disaster, and hits the ball out of the park. <ok>

When you're posting the pics of your threesomes just make sure your face is hidden and you can always tell your lass it wasn't you. <nahnah>