So rather than start a fight (In cyberspace. LOL. ) You thought you would post some unintelligible ****e LOL ?
Clean up as you go along.. that way you never get bogged down with bug cleaning jobs and never start to think 'i'll do that tomorrow'. Buy bleach and floor cleaner and clean everything at least every week including the toilet and floors, Buy a spare tooth brush (in case of visitors), Buy an acoustic guitar and learn 2 songs (women love that), Open a window everyday to let the flat air (here's nothing worse then a foisty old man smell), Buy one of those battery operated haze things and put a small bowl of bicarb or baking powder in the fridge to stop the smells Buy a basket to put dirty washing in. I lived on my own for about 3 years before i finally moved in with my girlfriend and I am annoyed at how my girlfriend now complains that she does everything. I my old apartment i cleaned as i went along and it always looked like a show flat. Finally, Remember that girlsthink that if your flats a tip then your down stairs man pieces will be smelly and untidy too and you wont be getting any 'action'. Would you go intimately with a girl who lived in a smelly flat? Good luck.
Thank! Really appreicate all the advise. As far as guitar goes I've been playing for a good 8/9 years so I've got that one sorted! I am a bit of a clean freak so I'm happy with the cleaning, it's the two girls I'm worried about, they've always been messy when even I stayed with them before. Will definitely be putting baking powder in the fridge!
I lived with two girls last year. It was foul. They were beautiful, beautiful girls. Until I saw the state they left the house. Have you ever seen a used tampon? I saw several left on various floors. It was like something from Alien. Pigs!
Dirty Cows. I've lived with loads of women over the years and although they've been on the hole very messy, mostly clothes, I've never seen a used tampon in my life. Thankfully. Leaving clinical waste around the house is a dirty as you can get.
If you bring a girl home throw her out as soon as you have ejaculated that saves having to have any conversation and females respect that. It costs a fortune to run a woman so don't be suckered into it. This may seem a bit sexist but take careful note of the above.
Better still, buy paper plates & cupd, plastic knives & forks, then chuck them out when your'e finished
Mate it was the longest 12 months of my life. I'm a tidy bloke but I can't contend with clearing up after people like that. ****ing rank.
