O/T moving out
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Dont forget a spare toothbrush, keep the condoms in supply, always keep a plant alive (the women love that)
Buy a beer fridge
Keep female deoderant in the bathroom for when your sister stays (bullshit) but it helps.
Keep a space on the bathroom shelf that a bird can get her eye on
Buy a beer fridge
Keep female deoderant in the bathroom for when your sister stays (bullshit) but it helps.
Keep a space on the bathroom shelf that a bird can get her eye on
You're probably going to think I'm taking the piss but I'm not.
Do the dishes as soon as you're finished your meals.
And keep the place tidy.
Aye and always have a bottle of vino in the fridge, girls dont generally like grolsch
doing the dishes straight after meals! Thats always my intention....never works out that way! I'm staring at a big pile of them now, gonna start doing them in 5 minutes!
My advice is......cold???? put a jumper on!!!! Never put the heating on, unless you have company! Saves money!
Look out for mould! Its a bastard to get rid of!
keep an eye on the money! Its amazing how much the things you take for granted costs! Soap, washing powder, washing up liquid, toiletries, basic foodstuff etc! The sort of stuff that were always just THERE when living with your parents!
Toppers.
Lots of tins of beans and trays of eggs.
Quick filling meals with little effort.
Don't forget your TV licence too, may be a total rip off but it's better than the fine.
Then he shouldn't be letting them move stuff into the bathroom!!!
That's a barbwire snare if ever I've heard of one.
No no no dd, its a damp squib my man
The female mentality, could i live here? Check out the bathroom and subconsciously yes they could, knickers on the floor.
And before anybody pipes up yes i have daughters and will enlighten them of these things when i let them out in about 40 years
I'm not saying leave it a pig sty. I just think that if it's neat and tidy and the lad has already got the bird back he should be closing.
I wouldn't want a bird thinking "Can I live here" because no they ****ing well can't!!!
Having said this I've never been labelled a Gentleman, depends what the lad is going for!