Now for United.......

  • Please bear with us on the new site integration and fixing any known bugs over the coming days. If you can not log in please try resetting your password and check your spam box. If you have tried these steps and are still struggling email [email protected] with your username/registered email address
  • Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!
You should get a restraining order on your brain. Keep it away from keyboards.
 
Jesus Christ.
Yeah his half time team talk went like this "Eden, go out there and be ****! misplace all your passes, and look lethargic.....Costa, I want you to sulk and whine, and then stamp on an opposition player, Cesc, go missing completely and be a non entity, Nemanja, I want you to score and own goal and then get sent off. Gary.....just play as normal"

The players made us **** that season, not the ****ing manager. They downed tools after the Eva embargo, and Jose was pulling his bloody hair out trying to get them to do something.

I think Stan is just being willfully stupid in not wanting to blame our players, many of whom are still at the club....much easier to blame a manager who is now managing one of our rivals.
But its total bullshit.
No no no, Jesus Christ is really Roman Abramovich.
Jose is Judas, Conte is St Peter, and Eva was Mary Magdelane.
Easter has been cancelled because Joseph confessed.