Off Topic November RIP

  • Please bear with us on the new site integration and fixing any known bugs over the coming days. If you can not log in please try resetting your password and check your spam box. If you have tried these steps and are still struggling email [email protected] with your username/registered email address
  • Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!
WHEN Des O’Connor heard that Eric Morecambe had suffered a heart attack in the late Seventies he stopped the show he was appearing in and asked the entire audience to pray for him.
The recovering Eric later heard about the gesture and offered his thanks. “It was the prayers of those six or seven people that made all the difference,’’ he quipped.
<laugh><laugh><laugh>

During lockdown I bought a number of books by Clive James. In one of them, a collection of his TV reviews (a sign of how good the writing is that they are still funny and insightful 40 years later, and are even if you haven't seen the programmes). He mentions Des O'connor on Morecambe and wise, saying he is bright enough to play along, happy for the million or so's worth of free publicity. He made the pertinent point this sort of taking the mickey out of a person watched by millions is only really funny when it is done by someone watched by even more millions. When done by second raters performing in pokey clubs, as became a stock thing, in front of a dozen people it isn't.
 
Ray Clemence dies aged 72
RIP.
Great keeper for Scunthorpe Utd, Liverpool, Spurs and England.
 
Last edited:
  • Like
Reactions: GLP
Saw him playing for Liverpool on a few occssions. He played for England under 23s at BP vs Sweden, back in the day. England won 2-0. Great keeper.
 
Eric Hall, football agent.

Hall secured Gary Lineker's first ever boot deal, and was agent to the likes of Dennis Wise, Neil 'Razor' Ruddock, Tim Sherwood and Paul Walsh.

He also claimed to be claims to be the first agent ever to have goal and appearance bonuses written into players' contracts.


"I was the first agent to bring in bonuses and the funniest deal I ever did was when I was looking after Dennis Wise and John Fashanu at Wimbledon...

"I got a call from a guy called Dave Beasant, who I knew was a player but I didn't know much about him.

"He told me he was moving from Wimbledon to Newcastle and asked if I could do the deal, so I said I would and I travelled up to meet the club.

"I'm giving it all my shtick - 'This player's great and I want bonuses of £9,000 a goal and after 10 goals an extra £100,000.'

"Newcastle said, 'Our pleasure, Eric.' I came out of the meeting and Dave said: 'Eric, do you know what position I play? Goalkeeper.' "


https://www.irishmirror.ie/sport/soccer/soccer-news/breaking-eric-hall-dead-ex-23021560
 
Eric Hall, football agent.

Hall secured Gary Lineker's first ever boot deal, and was agent to the likes of Dennis Wise, Neil 'Razor' Ruddock, Tim Sherwood and Paul Walsh.

He also claimed to be claims to be the first agent ever to have goal and appearance bonuses written into players' contracts.


"I was the first agent to bring in bonuses and the funniest deal I ever did was when I was looking after Dennis Wise and John Fashanu at Wimbledon...

"I got a call from a guy called Dave Beasant, who I knew was a player but I didn't know much about him.

"He told me he was moving from Wimbledon to Newcastle and asked if I could do the deal, so I said I would and I travelled up to meet the club.

"I'm giving it all my shtick - 'This player's great and I want bonuses of £9,000 a goal and after 10 goals an extra £100,000.'

"Newcastle said, 'Our pleasure, Eric.' I came out of the meeting and Dave said: 'Eric, do you know what position I play? Goalkeeper.' "


https://www.irishmirror.ie/sport/soccer/soccer-news/breaking-eric-hall-dead-ex-23021560
He did well. Getting £9k to concede a goal and after conceding ten goals an extra £100k.
 
  • Like
Reactions: DMD