Imagine the interview Huw and the chuckle brothers would give Redknapp
HJ : "Right Mr Redknapp welcome to Morgan's for your interview to be the coach of Swansea City AFC"
Redknapp:" Just call me 'Arry , it's an honour to speak to you, Huw being the chairman of a top,top club. "
HJ :" Thanks not only Chairman, but Director of Football and Saviour of our great club, in fact just call me God! "
Redknapp : "Yeah ok whatever, right err ....God ,so what sort of kitty will I have to spend in the transfer window if I get the job?"
HJ :"Well I've given a lot of thought about that and it will be sizable, Steve and Jason here and myself think five million will be sufficient!"
Redknapp: " Five million , five million !! That wouldn't buy JT's left bollock !
HJ " Good grief, you wouldn't be buying the players we'll have first dibs and there are a few great players I have lined up for you, like Angus MacSporan the centre half from Falkirks reserves,Kirk Zidell from Den Haags thirds and we have recalled Marvin Emmnes from Blackburn, have you met Marvin ? Great dreads !!"
Redknapp: " Right I'm off , I'd lined up JT , Frankie Lampard and Chris Samba, but all you 'ave got is some no mark from jockoland, a clog bandit and Marvin'sodding'Emmnes ! Right Rosie lets go,"
Door slams
HJ: "Alright so who do we have left on the list Steve ?"
Steve K: " Well we kinda have Martin Sinjinski"
HJ : "Who is he ?"
Steve K "The defensive coach of Sacramento FC !"
HJ :" Is he cheap ?"
Jason L "As you English say "as cheap as chips" he got them to third place in the Californian conference"
HJ "Tidy, that will do me, I couldn't have worked with that Cockney idiot he would have cost too much and that dog would have **** all over the carpet at the Landore training centre! Have seen the cost of carpet cleaning these days !"
Care of PS!.........................
