Imagine the interview Huw and the chuckle brothers would give Redknapp HJ : "Right Mr Redknapp welcome to Morgan's for your interview to be the coach of Swansea City AFC" Redknapp:" Just call me 'Arry , it's an honour to speak to you, Huw being the chairman of a top,top club. " HJ :" Thanks not only Chairman, but Director of Football and Saviour of our great club, in fact just call me God! " Redknapp : "Yeah ok whatever, right err ....God ,so what sort of kitty will I have to spend in the transfer window if I get the job?" HJ :"Well I've given a lot of thought about that and it will be sizable, Steve and Jason here and myself think five million will be sufficient!" Redknapp: " Five million , five million !! That wouldn't buy JT's left bollock ! HJ " Good grief, you wouldn't be buying the players we'll have first dibs and there are a few great players I have lined up for you, like Angus MacSporan the centre half from Falkirks reserves,Kirk Zidell from Den Haags thirds and we have recalled Marvin Emmnes from Blackburn, have you met Marvin ? Great dreads !!" Redknapp: " Right I'm off , I'd lined up JT , Frankie Lampard and Chris Samba, but all you 'ave got is some no mark from jockoland, a clog bandit and Marvin'sodding'Emmnes ! Right Rosie lets go," Door slams HJ: "Alright so who do we have left on the list Steve ?" Steve K: " Well we kinda have Martin Sinjinski" HJ : "Who is he ?" Steve K "The defensive coach of Sacramento FC !" HJ :" Is he cheap ?" Jason L "As you English say "as cheap as chips" he got them to third place in the Californian conference" HJ "Tidy, that will do me, I couldn't have worked with that Cockney idiot he would have cost too much and that dog would have **** all over the carpet at the Landore training centre! Have seen the cost of carpet cleaning these days !" Care of PS!.........................
No chance, I don't want Giggs anywhere near the club, all he has known is glory and a club that could spend mega bucks. When the going was tough with Wales where was he, nowhere to be seen, just not a man who is up for a fight in my books, just wants glory. I would take Harry with Clement that would work for me.
Clement is currently Assistant Manager at Bayern Munich. So thats not going to happen . If he leaves there it will be as a No.1.
I know he is and I knew that when I said it, but that is what I would like, Harry and clement till the end of the season and then Clement to take over. I know it will never happen, but that would be my choice.
I seriously hope you are taking the piss and if it is true if I were FG I would tell the to go and **** themselves.
"Valley - Danny Murphy wants us to appoint Roy Hodgson. Vetch - I would go for Roy Rogers. Now that should trigger a torrent of abuse.. " You're not indulging in more horseplay are you, Vetch?
Must admit the idea of Harry, and him bringing Lampard, Terry & Caulker, is starting to grow on me - until the end of the season only.
http://www.skysports.com/football/n...ission-to-speak-to-chris-coleman-over-vacancy I just hope the FAW have said no, certain relegation under his leadership.
