Off Topic New Year Resolution...

[saintanton]

Bit far fetched that mate.

Whereas a landlady who whacks out her wobblies and doles out free Sambuca all the time is more inherently plausible.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

What if the cheese is reality, Denice is God, and everything outside the cheese is fake?

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

I sense a derail here. Why don't you all make it your resolution to visit the Cheese in 2017?

 

[FedLadSonOfAnfield]

What if the world is the Cheese but we don't know it...and RHC is talking about the real world that we don't know but it's the world that we live in?

Don't eat the primula

 

[FedLadSonOfAnfield]

I sense a derail here. Why don't you all make it your resolution to visit the Cheese in 2017?

I visited in 2016 ... twice

 

[saintanton]

I visited in 2016 ... twice

And you got out alive.....

 

[FedLadSonOfAnfield]

And you got out alive.....

I had my combine harvester. No way anybody's catching me in that thing

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

I visited in 2016 ... twice

Bollocks. When and why have you only just mentioned this? Who was behind the bar? How many were in? Daytime or night? Eh???

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

I sense a derail here. Why don't you all make it your resolution to visit the Cheese in 2017?

£1500 to go see superfast farm equipment?

Watching the F1 in Austin would be cheaper and I wouldn't get mugged or anally raped.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

£1500 to go see superfast farm equipment?

Watching the F1 in Austin would be cheaper and I wouldn't get mugged or anally raped.

Both a lot more likely in Austin than in Latchford. Unless you're sitting next to Banana Bob

 

[Garlic Klopp]

"Banana Bob" - I don't want to risk asking why he is called that

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

"Banana Bob" - I don't want to risk asking why he is called that

It's not quantum physics

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Both a lot more likely in Austin than in Latchford. Unless you're sitting next to Banana Bob

What about sodomite Steve and rapist Ralf? Or big dick Gemma.

 

[FedLadSonOfAnfield]

Strawberry Steve is a good guy but Papaya Paul is one you'll want to avoid, he's a right nasty piece of work

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Strawberry Steve is a good guy but Papaya Paul is one you'll want to avoid, he's a right nasty piece of work

Stop making **** up. You'll put people off

 

[InBiscanWeTrust]

Strawberry Steve is a good guy but Papaya Paul is one you'll want to avoid, he's a right nasty piece of work

More so than RHC?

 

[JonnyBaws]

Today at the Gym... I asked a girl what her New Years resolutions were..
She said "**** You..."
So I'm pretty excited for 2017!

 

[HugoEkitikeN01]

I sense a derail here. Why don't you all make it your resolution to visit the Cheese in 2017?

Only if the proprietor is still in wheelchair.

 

[organic red]

Strawberry Steve is a good guy but Papaya Paul is one you'll want to avoid, he's a right nasty piece of work

Maybe over-stimulated on fructose

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Only if the proprietor is still in wheelchair.

The proprietor has never been in a wheelchair