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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Milk not bear jizz, Dec 19, 2016.

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  1. saintanton

    saintanton Old

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    Whereas a landlady who whacks out her wobblies and doles out free Sambuca all the time is more inherently plausible.
     
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    saintanton, Dec 21, 2016
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <yikes>
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I sense a derail here. Why don't you all make it your resolution to visit the Cheese in 2017? <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 21, 2016
  4. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Don't eat the primula
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Dec 21, 2016
  5. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    I visited in 2016 ... twice
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Dec 21, 2016
  6. saintanton

    saintanton Old

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    And you got out alive.....
     
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  7. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    I had my combine harvester. No way anybody's catching me in that thing
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Dec 21, 2016
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Bollocks. When and why have you only just mentioned this? Who was behind the bar? How many were in? Daytime or night? Eh???
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 21, 2016
  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    £1500 to go see superfast farm equipment?

    Watching the F1 in Austin would be cheaper and I wouldn't get mugged or anally raped.
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Both a lot more likely in Austin than in Latchford. Unless you're sitting next to Banana Bob <yikes>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 21, 2016
  11. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    "Banana Bob" - I don't want to risk asking why he is called that
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It's not quantum physics <ok>
     
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    What about sodomite Steve and rapist Ralf? Or big dick Gemma.
     
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  14. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Strawberry Steve is a good guy but Papaya Paul is one you'll want to avoid, he's a right nasty piece of work
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Dec 21, 2016
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Stop making **** up. You'll put people off <grr>
     
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  16. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    More so than RHC?
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Dec 21, 2016
  17. JonnyBaws

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    Today at the Gym... I asked a girl what her New Years resolutions were..
    She said "**** You..."
    So I'm pretty excited for 2017!
     
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    JonnyBaws, Dec 21, 2016
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  18. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    Only if the proprietor is still in wheelchair:laugh:.
     
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    LuisDiazgamechanger, Dec 21, 2016
  19. organic red

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    Maybe over-stimulated on fructose :emoticon-0138-think
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    The proprietor has never been in a wheelchair <yikes>
     
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