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  1. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    Can I keep it?. Would like to celibate. Help me God.
     
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    LuisDiazgamechanger, Dec 20, 2016
  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Keep what? <yikes>
     
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  3. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    New year resolution:laugh:.
     
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    LuisDiazgamechanger, Dec 20, 2016
  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What is it?
     
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  5. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    nooky !.:laugh::laugh:.
     
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    LuisDiazgamechanger, Dec 20, 2016
  6. organic red

    organic red Well-Known Member

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    WTF? :eek:
     
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  7. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    Saint - stop being a smart arse
     
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    Zanjinho, Dec 20, 2016
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  8. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    saint :) this si the one time of the year when people tell you what they really think of you to your face without fear. I've been insulted loads so far this week (you've not mind, you must actually be nice or something)
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Dec 20, 2016
  9. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    oh wait... heres one for saint... phew.. i was thinking i was a total hateful **** there for a second but if even saint is getting it I must be ok.
     
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  10. saintanton

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    I can never keep 'em beyond a week.
     
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  11. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    I like honest people<applause>.You are a gentleman:emoticon-0150-hands.
     
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  12. saintanton

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    Cheered me up no end, this. <ok>
     
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    saintanton, Dec 20, 2016
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  13. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    It's the thought that counts mate
     
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    Zanjinho, Dec 20, 2016
  14. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    People choose resolutions that are to difficult to keep. I am going for an easy one. No smoking after 1/1/17.
     
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  15. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Not what I meant. <laugh>
     
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  16. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    I'm cutting all salads from my diet #doable


    Edit: ****, forgot about kebabs!
     
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  17. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    A Kebab is not a salad.


    What if you got a restaurant where the entree comes with a free salad though? You can't turn down free food can you?
     
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  18. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    Give it to the mrs (nm) in exchange for a steak or lamb chop
     
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  19. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    She would fall for that?
     
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  20. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    Works every time ;)
     
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    Zanjinho, Dec 21, 2016
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