Can I keep it?. Would like to celibate. Help me God.

Erm. Making resolutions for other people to keep is not quite getting the hang of the idea, is it?
Saint - stop being a smart arse
I can never keep 'em beyond a week.Saint - stop being a smart arse
I like honest peopleI can never keep 'em beyond a week.
.You are a gentlemanCan I keep it?. Would like to celibate. Help me God.
Keep what?![]()
New year resolution.
What is it?
Cheered me up no end, this.nooky !..

I can never keep 'em beyond a week.
Don't stop saying [HASHTAG]#iwould[/HASHTAG]?
Got it.![]()

I'm cutting all salads from my diet [HASHTAG]#doable[/HASHTAG]
Edit: ****, forgot about kebabs!
A Kebab is not a salad.
What if you got a restaurant where the entree comes with a free salad though? You can't turn down free food can you?
Give it to the mrs (nm) in exchange for a steak or lamb chop