New Things

[brb]

Lol brb the harbinger of doom

He's not taking it well

 

[Archers Road]

What occupation did you put on the mortgage application?

Entrepreneur (aka. ****ing Chancer)

 

[Sucky]

Not windmilling mate, just facing you with future reality. When the mrs comes home pregnant. The little baby is screaming it's lungs out, you start smoking heavier. There is bills to be paid, your brother rips you off, and says the deeds to your property are his. 10 years mate, you wait, them worry lines will start to appear on that cute little face of yours.

That was very funny bro

 

[bigsmithy9]

Im calling @bigsmithy9

Hes gotta be over 100

Your not far out.But I'm beautifully shaped....long hair too! I know,Suckperson,your taken aback!

 

[Sucky]

Your not far out.But I'm beautifully shaped....long hair too! I know,Suckperson,your taken aback!

You should smoke weed mate, takes 10 years off ya

 

[bigsmithy9]

No thank you.The old lady's smoking for two of us! No wonder 2 of my dogs are coughing!

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

So what new things are you going to try this year? Can be anything from a new food to skydiving and anywhere inbetween. Once you've done it post what it was like

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No.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

They invented it mate.

I once invented quesadillas, just made it up and was very pleased with myself until someone pointed out the some Mexican geezer had beat me to it hundreds of years ago.

Is that the one topped off with a fried egg? I had a couple of those when I was there

 

[bigsmithy9]

Try the fajitas...and a smooth Modelo!

 

[Stan]

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[brb]

No thank you.The old lady's smoking for two of us! No wonder 2 of my dogs are coughing!

@Suckmyklopp

 

[bigsmithy9]

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Looks like the Chelsea players of the late 60's,or the Chelsea Boot Boys!

 

[Skylarker]

I give it 10 mins before you crash through a shop window on it.

Just sprained my ankle, ****ing things are almost impossible to ride.

 

[J๏E..]

Look mate its obvious you and all the other pisshead winos are fuming cos weed smoking sucky looks spankin and youve all got purple faces.
And bad breath.

Alchys always have bad breath

You ever put a photo up on here bro?

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

Other women’s vaginas

 

[Tobes]

Just sprained my ankle, ****ing things are almost impossible to ride.

 

[J๏E..]

What, homosexual?

Stick a white vest on that and it could be Freddie at Live aid..

 

[luvgonzo]

Is that the one topped off with a fried egg? I had a couple of those when I was there

No.

 

[Tel (they/them)]

Just thinking about it.

Alcohol deffo ages peoole more than weed hands down.

Why would it only age you from your hands down?

 

[Sucky]

@Suckmyklopp

Yeh i saw. Why you so hyped about though?