New Things

I'm thinking of a new business adventure in Italy. I'm looking to introduce Italians to the 'Full English' - selling them produce at extortionate prices from my mobile shed, such as proper bacon, sausages and educating them that you can fry eggs, might even throw in some fried tomatos and mushrooms if their nice to me.

As another little side number, I'm considering introducing them to garlic bread.

The sort of clients I'm aiming for is private family run businesses. Fook the hotels, just full of them business types that have no appreciation of local produce.

I must remember to fill up before I commence my journey and avoid falling rocks, and any surfer types will be banned, and chief can fook off trying to use my roof as a ski slope....

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Your shadow looks taller i that pic.
 
I'm not understanding this post mate.
Just looking at the differences between the before and after pics.
Noses and ears grow right through your life (cocaine use excepted for the nose) most of the people in those pics had experiences of their nose shrinking and being better profiled, the eye shape even changed on a couple <laugh>
 
Just looking at the differences between the before and after pics.
Noses and ears grow right through your life (cocaine use excepted for the nose) most of the people in those pics had experiences of their nose shrinking and being better profiled, the eye shape even changed on a couple <laugh>
Nah still not getting it, is it something to do with skippy?