New Song

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I think we should shove a length of hose pipe up his arse, then thread a nice long bit of barbed wire through the hose pipe, before pulling the hose pipe out and leaving the barbed wire in there.

Too cruel? A lighter version could be shoving an unopened bottle of beer up his arse with the bottle cap still on it.
 
Is this what you had in mind :)

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many thanks for posting this my late father is centre screen in the first twenty seconds or so. first time i have seen him on any footage from that ashes tour. he saw every ball but thoroughly enjoyed his 56 days out there
 
The lion sleeps tonight and wet wet bloody wet!!! Jesus!!! Laughing stocks. Fans everywhere would be pissing themselves.
 
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[video]http://youtu.be/tKT5_TlQ4GM[/video]With words....<ok>



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To the tune of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

Oh you, Little Nicky Barmby,
Little Nicky Barmby,
We love you.

We know, Little Nicky Barmby,
Little Nicky Barmby,
Loves us too.

High, Low, Everywhere we go, (Possibly replace with High, Low, Wherever City go")
On Little Nicky we depend.
Nicky, Little Nicky Barmby,
Our Hero till the end,

Nicky, Little Nicky Barmby,
Our Hero till the end.
 
To the tune of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

Oh you, Little Nicky Barmby,
Little Nicky Barmby,
We love you.

We know, Little Nicky Barmby,
Little Nicky Barmby,
Loves us too.

High, Low, Everywhere we go, (Possibly replace with High, Low, Wherever City go")
On Little Nicky we depend.
Nicky, Little Nicky Barmby,
Our Hero till the end,

Nicky, Little Nicky Barmby,
Our Hero till the end.

I think that could work. Genius!