I like a few Coldplay songs, but I hate them as a band and as people. Personally, I'd love to shoot Chris Martin in the face.
I think we should tie him to a rock and have a giant eagle eat his liver, with it constantly growing back so that the process can continue indefinitely. I think that might have been done before though...
I think we should shove a length of hose pipe up his arse, then thread a nice long bit of barbed wire through the hose pipe, before pulling the hose pipe out and leaving the barbed wire in there. Too cruel? A lighter version could be shoving an unopened bottle of beer up his arse with the bottle cap still on it.
many thanks for posting this my late father is centre screen in the first twenty seconds or so. first time i have seen him on any footage from that ashes tour. he saw every ball but thoroughly enjoyed his 56 days out there
The lion sleeps tonight and wet wet bloody wet!!! Jesus!!! Laughing stocks. Fans everywhere would be pissing themselves.
I actually like 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight', but it's more akin to something Brighton fans should sing than to a Hull City AFC chant.
[video]http://youtu.be/tKT5_TlQ4GM[/video]With words.... [video][video]http://youtu.be/tKT5_TlQ4GM[/video][/video]
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To the tune of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Oh you, Little Nicky Barmby, Little Nicky Barmby, We love you. We know, Little Nicky Barmby, Little Nicky Barmby, Loves us too. High, Low, Everywhere we go, (Possibly replace with High, Low, Wherever City go") On Little Nicky we depend. Nicky, Little Nicky Barmby, Our Hero till the end, Nicky, Little Nicky Barmby, Our Hero till the end.
You're really on a roll mate. That Gaudete one is just right, we used to sing it in the King Billie all the time when we were pissed!
Always thought this would make a footy chant in some form http://youtu.be/V6GXV0FNEeI EDIT - how do you embed these days?
Right click on the You Tube (or similar site) video and select "copy to URL". Go to + reply box, click on "insert video" icon. When a box opens up "paste" URL into it, and follow instructions.