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Discussion in 'Queens Park Rangers' started by sb_73, Mar 24, 2015.

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  1. Uber_Hoop

    Uber_Hoop Well-Known Member

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    "The Taking Of Fulham 123" - More bus-related capers starring everybody's favourite fat Moroccan.
     
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    Uber_Hoop, Mar 24, 2015
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    <laugh>

    And rolling with that theme we could have another program presented by Adel called the pies at night. He gets to review all his fave pie fillings.

    Now that's a pukka idea for a show is it not....
     
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    Bra and Pants

    Dog lovers enter their pets into a 5000m dash to the line while they suckle on vintage underwear
     
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    "Gone In 60 Seconds" with Steven Gerrard?
     
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    Nearly spat my coffee out! Nice one.
     
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    I was going to post something along similar lines but it had an 'On the buses' theme which I thought was a tad too obvious. Yours is much better.
     
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    8 out of 10 are twats.

    The camera focuses on people leaving Stamford bridge
     
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    Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmares.

    Weekly programme following Chris Ramsey as he attempts to assemble assorted ingredients into a tombola-like pot in order to produce a special kebab to please Adel Taarabt
     
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    You can tell he's tubby

    Adel aims to squeeze between parked cars at Brent cross shopping centre car park, while shoppers chant "he's tubby, he's tubby, Adel taraabt is tubby"
     
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    "Knotting Hill" - Sergio Aguero, Raheem Sterling and Diego Costa show how to turn an ageing central defender inside out.
     
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    "Groundhog Day" - A Malaysian businessman awakes from a nightmare to discover his team are still in the top flight...only to repeat the same mistakes again and again and again and again ad infinitum.
     
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    One flew over the cuckoos nest

    Hosts SB73 and expert Col discuss the physics of flight for the average factory farmed chicken
     
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    "Name that Toon". Contestants try to name Newcastle supporters from pictures of their beer bellies.

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Jurassic Park Rangers, Where ageing club pro reminisce about when they were good from the comfort of the QPR Physio's treament table.
     
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    Everybody hates Shaun

    Where everybody hates Shaun.
     
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    Welcome back, I've missed you!
     
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    Going for Gold,

    Where sports stars await the results of their urine tests.
     
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    Queens Park Rangers - The Queen, Roger Taylor from Queen and Louis Spence spend a year working as park rangers in the London Borough of Hillingdon. The cameras follow them as they experience the highs and lows of picking up dog poo, dogging and dealing with aggressive swans.

    The Drogs Bo**ocks - Watch as Didier Drogba swaps his life as a footballer for that of a local vet and attempts to break the world record for most dog castrations in a day.
     
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    Hopefully with his teeth and hopefully the dog gets so excited first that it would a new meaning to the phrase dog breath.
     
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    Brilliant thread.

    "Don't you know who I am?".....Z listers are taken to some of the UK's finest seaside resorts, Skegness, Margate, Clacton etc trying to win a Fish and Chip supper from the local chippy by uttering the immortal words "Don't you know who I am?". If they are recognised they have to pay for the meal, if not they get a freebie plus a complimentary cup of tea......

    Apologies if anyone on here lives in those named places......
     
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