Off Topic New Reality TV formats.....

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sb_73 said:
Just got back from the doctor/pharmacy to sort out my daughter's persistent cough, which is life threatening to her as I will be forced to strangle her soon, to put her out of my misery. In the pharmacy we started diagnosing other people picking up prescriptions based on bits of overheard conversations with the chemist, age, body shape, general demeanour etc. Nailed one poor bloke as bipolar (late middle aged, overweight, unclean, no expression, needs a blood test before getting next prescription).

Great fun, and as a result we will be copyrighting the "Amateur Eavesdropping Pharmacy Diagnosis -Live!' format. Any other ideas for new shows that don't involve bad singing? I quite fancy "F-List Celebrity Tyre Change" where celebrities (in their own heads) work for a day at KwikFit, starting with Shaun Wright Phillips. Or "Anti-social dog owner spotters" where kids earn cash for sweets or drugs by spotting dog owners who let their pets foul the footpath and don't pick it up. The owners are treated to six tons of dog **** being dumped in their living room. What about "The Only Way is Chelsea Supporter" where we follow the day to day lives of ordinary Chelsea supporters mostly on their country estates and tax havens, but sometimes beating people up and chanting racist crap on tube trains.
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Nearly spat my coffee out! Nice one.
 
Uber_Hoop said:
"The Taking Of Fulham 123" - More bus-related capers starring everybody's favourite fat Moroccan.
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I was going to post something along similar lines but it had an 'On the buses' theme which I thought was a tad too obvious. Yours is much better.
 
"Groundhog Day" - A Malaysian businessman awakes from a nightmare to discover his team are still in the top flight...only to repeat the same mistakes again and again and again and again ad infinitum.
 
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Queens Park Rangers - The Queen, Roger Taylor from Queen and Louis Spence spend a year working as park rangers in the London Borough of Hillingdon. The cameras follow them as they experience the highs and lows of picking up dog poo, dogging and dealing with aggressive swans.

The Drogs Bo**ocks - Watch as Didier Drogba swaps his life as a footballer for that of a local vet and attempts to break the world record for most dog castrations in a day.
 
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Queens Park Rangers - The Queen, Roger Taylor from Queen and Louis Spence spend a year working as park rangers in the London Borough of Hillingdon. The cameras follow them as they experience the highs and lows of picking up dog poo, dogging and dealing with aggressive swans.

The Drogs Bo**ocks - Watch as Didier Drogba swaps his life as a footballer for that of a local vet and attempts to break the world record for most dog castrations in a day.
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Hopefully with his teeth and hopefully the dog gets so excited first that it would a new meaning to the phrase dog breath.
 
Brilliant thread.

"Don't you know who I am?".....Z listers are taken to some of the UK's finest seaside resorts, Skegness, Margate, Clacton etc trying to win a Fish and Chip supper from the local chippy by uttering the immortal words "Don't you know who I am?". If they are recognised they have to pay for the meal, if not they get a freebie plus a complimentary cup of tea......

Apologies if anyone on here lives in those named places......
 
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