University Challenge Teams are all given hope there is a future but they must make ends meet on just £300 a day Winners can use their degrees to get a 15% discount at Pret a Mange
Dragons Den Contestants are invited to trade in their old Nintendo games and insert them into Deborah Meaden's X box
Match of the Day. Gary Lineker and Alan Shearer play Snap! until a fight breaks out. Jermaine Jenas feels sorry for himself. Rebus. A fly on the wall documentary following celebrities who are forced to take 2 buses due to train cancellations.
"Nein to 5ive" - a fly on the wall documentary in which a late-90s boy band attempt in vain to promote their comeback in Düsseldorf.
Gran Designs - Two teams of celebrity cadavers vie to construct the best nonagenarian corpse. The creature that gets closest to the North Pole is the winner.
I'm a premiership footballer, get me out of here. A program about half our squad during the next transfer window....
"Barton Funk" - In 1941, a Scouse intellectual footballer comes to Hollywood, teams up with Mark Ronson and Bruno Marrs to write a Wallace Beery wrestling picture.
Whose Line Is It Anyway - a panel of Ned, Rio & Caulker argue about the exacting definition of the offside rules. Hosted by Mike Dean who makes arbitrary decisions on who he feels should be the winner whilst wholly ignoring the facts of any given argument. Could also be a heated debate show between Pete Docherty and Paddy Kenny.
Embarrassing Bobbys - A show in which Bobby Davro gatecrashes weddings, claims to be the bride's uncle and then dances really badly.
Strictly cum dancing Michael Flatley Lord of the Dance goes head to head with Dublin's best known cross dresser as they dance off in period costume to Ten Pole Tudor's Swords of a Thousand Men
Hi Ho Silver Lino - A series following grey haired referees' assistants into the red light district of Amsterdam.
A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss - Stirling, John and Kate try Indiana Jones style evasive measures as they try to outrun boulders down a hillside.
