'Apocalypse Now Then Now Then' - The cameras follow Jimmy Savile around Vietnam as he attempts to 'Fix-It' for some of the locals.
Taser General UK public interviewed and get dealt a shock if they use the keywords that are pre chosen Week one are the words Literally, Basically If these words are used then we all get to press the red button Anyone who uses the word three times in a minute gets beheaded by Ray Wilkins in a Tango suit
"Barton's Beavers" Former(ish) bad boy Joey Barton is given 4 weeks to lick 6 ASBO laden adolescent beavers into shape, as they help him construct a 'philosophy cave' on the Manchester Ship Canal and learn some important lessons about life on the way.
Celebity Brake Off - Series following some hapless celebrities who discover their brake lines have been cut.
Top of the Flops - Jose Bosingwa hosts a tough competition to whittle down a vast number of candidates to crown QPR's least effective signing in the past 4 years.
Close Encounters of the Hurd Kind - Two teams of celebrities have to guess what former Home Secretary Douglas Hurd had for dinner using only his breath and stool samples for clues.
Micheal Bentine's Potty Time Dead celebrities including the host MB are dug up by Tony Robinson using geophysics The celebrities are sat onto potties fitted with go pro cameras They are false fed all the waste from Masterchef Retention of solids is calculated and the winner is reburied in Leicester
Cell 101. All the celebrities who have appeared on Room 101 are locked into Cell 101 in Wormwood Scrubs for the rest of their natural lives. The action is relayed live via webcam. Watchspring with Bill Oddie. Bill and his team of experts take us to the national watch spring museum in Geneva, where they watch a different watch spring for 15 minutes live every evening for the rest of time. Suitable for children. Last Irish Comedian Standing. Dara O'Brien, Ed Byrne, Dylan Moran, Ardal O'Hanlon try to make a living as a stand up comedian in Ireland rather than in other English speaking countries. They soon realise the market is only big enough to sustain one of them and it becomes a battle to the death.
It Ain't Half Hot Mum - The inventor of parenting, Myleene Klass embarks on a quest to escape the inhospitable Empty Quarter with only a flask of her own milk for company.
Heaven Nose I'm Miserable Now - Celebrities take turns to pluck each other's nasal hair. The first to cry gets their genitals dowsed in Veet.
Smokie and the Bandit - The 70s rock group get trained by a Mexican bandido ahead of a raid on an El Paso bank.
How about Down and Out in Heather Mills - A fly on the wall documentary following Paul McCartney through his darkest moments.
It seems we have a small but determined and prolific band of absurdists on here. Brilliant. Wheel of Misfortune - celebrity criminals like Max Clifford and Lindsay Lohan get to spin the Wheel of Misfortune after being found guilty, to see which country they will be sentenced in, and where they will serve their punishment. They think they could end up in community therapy in Sweden, but they don't know the wheel is weighted to China, Saudi Arabia and Texas! Contains death.
Families without fortunes. Taking a shed load of the current political class and making them live on JSA, after being sanctioned and watching them go cap in hand to food banks and then try and justify their crap that living standards are getting better.
