What have I missed?
Woke up to an empty house, wife and kid staying at the in-laws, I was going to spend the weekend working on a stupid novel about pagan moon-worshippers in dark ages Yorkshire.
Stared at the Gustav Doré triptych on my study wall while I listened to O Fortuna by Carl Orff. **** writing, I was in the headspace to sacrifice a ****ing goat.
One idle click on this forum and my head's filled with images of a ginger Belgian from Waterloo.
****ers. The lot of you.
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